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wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim

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Under My Thumb - The Who

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A pig photobombs a rural wedding, location unknown, but somewhere in England, 1927.

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now selling stickers of Bugs such as weevils death's-head hawkmoths mud daubers frank iero and gerard way. and borzoi too which are not unlike bugs if you think about it. get some for yourself! i have many many art prints as well

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foolproof plan

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Oh hey, another dipshit went to The Island Where They Kill You.

This one's not a missionary, apparently (I know, I was surprised too) but apparently a "danger tourist" who was filming himself.

Frankly I think he should go to forever prison, because he could have killed them all by exposing them to diseases they have no immunity to. Which is WHY IT'S ILLEGAL TO GO THERE.

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this is perhaps evil but I can boost my mood in almost any situation by playing a game called "what was my mom doing at this age?" like rn for instance I'm sleepy because I had a 12 hour work day + stayed up late, and my stomach hurts a little from the enormous chimichanga I smashed for dinner, and my head hurts a little bit from the fat margaritas I had with the chimichanga. and it's like hmm, okay, not optimal, but when my mom was this age she had a 2.5 year old to deal with. can you fucking imagine. can't stay in bed decadently bemoaning your overindulgences because there's a goblin in the next room that's utterly dependent on you for food and hygiene and social needs and if you drop the ball you've fucked up a perfectly good person. and I'm pretty normal so shout out to her for keeping it together but god that couldn't be me, I like fucking around way too much.

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Inspired by this tumblr post. based on this twitter post

Ollie's doing her best. (bonus after the jump)

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spent an hour thinking about reboot T’Pring and doodling her with various looks, including a starfleet uniform, because there are at least a few fics floating around ao3 in which she joins up and I love the idea. 

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The Undertale and Deltarune wikis have moved off of Fandom

Exactly what it says in the tin - the UT and DR Wikis have forked from Fandom, just in time for chapters 3 and 4. New URLs are undertale.wiki and deltarune.wiki respectively.

If you want to support the new wikis, do these things:

Change any links to the fandom wikis to the new ones. This helps the new wikis get higher up in the search results

Install the Indie Wiki Buddy extension, which automatically redirects you to an indepentent wiki if one exists for a certain topic. In fact, their changelog is how I found out that the new wikis existed

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I often forget how convoluted and completely unapproachable for beginner/casual fans the Pokemon type chart is. I've been playing Pokemon since I was like 7 years old so whenever I play Pokemon my brain just automatically does this

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it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

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When you say you're anti-CAM what does that mean? Like what does CAM mean in that context? I genuinely haven't seen that acronym before and I'm assuming you aren't anti-camming as in like the form of sex work

Complimentary and Alternative Medicine.

I am capable of turning off my inner annoying atheist, I am incapable of turning off my inner annoying quackwatcher.

I have had real life fights with people I genuinely love about this and I do not regret it. I will absolutely not regret shitting all over someone's $500 herbalist certification.

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fat character who becomes a vampire and loses a ton of weight and blood can not sate their hunger but they can't eat anything they used to like anymore. everyone views it as a positive healthy positive development but they're starving and dying slowly but never truly dying, a living corpse. this is a metaphor for something

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Imagine unexpectedly popping up in Valhalla with your pants around your ankles because just half a minute ago you were taking a shit so bad that the Viking gods decided that it should count as dying in battle.