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How do they make the food in ghibli movies look so tasty

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Like, bruh

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Ultimately, there's no reason to follow someone around campus yelling at them about your inability to stop hovering behind their ass, unless they're, y'know, just that into you

Also you later moved in with me

Also you later sent dudes to my house

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I'd like you to know--if you didnt--that I've always been stupid into you

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Ive never seen life hand you something on a platter without you freaking out and discarding it immediately like it's poison. Why are you a squanderer

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So many of my stories about you, and most of the ones that make it back to me, are about you schizoing out, because (I'm assuming) from the inside it's like the xkcd coming where the guy does all the math and jumps out the window, except instead you just say something stupidly shitty to someone because you think they're bougie/they somehow embody your inner child you think needs please noshing for something

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Like imagine just being capable of mutually acknowledged attraction and doing anything more interesting with it than harshing on eachother for being "too hot" or whatever, like morons

Like, putting your face next to someone ass and then accusing them of having it in your face, that's kind of hilarious isn't it? Like from the outside it's hilarious. That's why I was just like roflllllllll

Look I just want to make up for lost time, I'm only secondarily interested in why it kept being the case that we werent socially functional enough to have more fun with it in the past

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Like, putting your face next to someone ass and then accusing them of having it in your face, that's kind of hilarious isn't it? Like from the outside it's hilarious. That's why I was just like roflllllllll

Look I just want to make up for lost time, I'm only secondarily interested in why it kept being the case that we werent socially functional enough to have more fun with it in the past

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Of course I had to ask myself, why am I not angry at this horrible asshole for their lack of social aptitude and clearly disordered absence of filter? Ah, the same reason I want to scamper around ppppplatonically.

Imagine someone walking behind you instead of beside you and then saying "get your FAT ASS out of my FACE"

.....like I'm sorry you're that horny for me, schizo, but.......this is on you