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Thanks American Girl!

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i might actually start crying

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

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in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like

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I fucking love ao3 authors

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weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

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It Really Gurgles

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Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

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andrew's sense of humor is greatly underrated imo

like this moment was objectively hilarious

"if you're going to play dealer who do we have in goal second half?"

wymack looked at andrew. andrew looked over his shoulder as if checking for a third goalkeeper.

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We all know Wymack would have easily accepted Jean as one of his players and I have no doubt that he already considers Jean one of his kids. But like, you can’t tell me that man didn’t almost fall to his knees in relief after realizing he won’t have to deal with the PR nightmare that would have been Jean and Neil doing press duty (and Kevin “I’ve never been skiing” Day) Like he’s been exposed to Jeans sass and I just know that man sent the Trojans coaches a nice bottle of liquor each with a note that just says thoughts and prayers

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i was kind of imagining all 15 pipes dropping at the same time in one cacophony but he drops them one after another very methodically and then sighs and goes At least i only dropped 14 of them.. & then there's. well you're smart you can figure this one out

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that one scene from tkm