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Sooo this happened on tiktok

And the comments are gold

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giroda practice. he's like a bug to me

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Infinity Nikki stands apart from other c*zy games cause yes you are grooming cute animals and making pretty princess dresses, but also creativity is the magic that holds the world together, a chained Goddess puts a heart into your chest that lets you magically create miracle outfits, but it also drives the world to ruin if you don't suppress its power through creating original outfits.

God died. His successors blame eachother for it. Borders are closed because of constant military conflict. People are falling into comas left and right and the person most equipped to investigate this is a pink girliepop and her brother who is a small cat.

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I love baseball

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flirting 101

me and @klaudie234 thought robotnik looked weirdly flirty in this picture, hence the sketch that came about

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infinity nikki is so funny bc imagine a rugged warrior, who has seen the horrors of war, the death of a god, and other unspeakable things, going through a villain monologue saying stuff like "the birth of a new god needs a sacrifice!" but he looks like this

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goodreads reviewers aren't human

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Gotta start the year off with some new years resolutions💪

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i've just decided you're all wrong and the actual funniest scenario of the league not knowing bruce has kids until they take his place as batman during league meetings is the scenario where bruce never even asked them to pretend to be batman.

when he can't make an important meeting he sends either jason or dick in his place just as themselves, because if he can vouch for them as proxys then why would the league have an issue with it? they just need to show up and say they're there to take notes for batman or something, there's no need to lie. he doesn't even realise that his identity is being stolen until he shows up after a meeting he sent a sub in for and when he shows up everyone is staring at him awkwardly.

batman: what's everybody looking at

green lantern: nothing! we're just... concerned.

flash: yeah... how was your surgery?

batman:

batman: what surgery

green lantern: ...well you ran out of the meeting last week yelling about how you were going to be late for your 'piles removal operation'

green lantern: so uh. how'd it go big guy?

batman:

batman: i wasn't here last week. jason was.

the league:

flash: who the fucks jason

batman:

batman: *slowly turns to superman, who is staring at the table stubbornly*

batman: clark-

superman: THE KIDS SEEMED SO EXCITED TO DRESS UP, I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THE BORING UNCLE AND SAY NO!

bruce ends up calling jason in front of the league to demand an explanation and clear his name. jason straight up doesn't even remember what he did.

jason, on call: oh hey B, thought you were at a JL meeting this afternoon?

bruce: i am. what happened last week?

jason: i sent tim the report to hand over already! i didn't get all of it though, i had to leave real quick towards the end because damian was threatening to set my safe house on fire if i didn't pick him up from school

bruce: and the league let you go early?

jason: yeah i made some excuse, i think i said-

jason: *pauses, remembering what he'd done*

jason: oh my god

bruce lays his head on the table while jason laughs through the loud speaker for the next eight minutes.

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just remembered "i am nothing and as you've always said you want nothing" ANDREW STANDD UPPPP!!!!! ANDREW GET UP KING HOW ARE YOU GONNA LET HIS CORNY ASS LINES GET YOU !!!!!

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goals for the new year: Read the golden Raven, write fanfiction about the golden Raven, lose my mind over the golden Raven, rinse, and repeat.

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animated fantasy films just don’t make fucked up evil castles like they used to

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"Let's put Neil on press duty!" the Foxes said with joys. They were then shot 57 times.

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happy new year to neil josten who didnt sign it. he gave me a contract but i didnt sign it. he couldnt make me. this doesnt mean anything. im still a fox.

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A question Andrew thought about many sleepless nights.

A question Andrew can answer with a "yes" and be safe with it.