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So I asked Ethan (@feather_racing if he knew what a beauty blender was. This was his response 😂 #isitapinkegg
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Winter formal was amazing! It was filled with so much fun, from spilling coffee on my dress (just like @radonbetasin ) to milestones in relationships. I met so many amazing people and I had the time of my life
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Help me find the post that says "never ask someone out as a joke" and it says something about someone's sister crying in her room all day
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I had a good 14 birthday. Thanks for all of the birthday wishes! Dont play with fire, kids
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New youtube video up! Link for channel is in my bio!
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Person: i dont like Disney Me:… ♪POOR UNFORTUNATE SOUL SO SAD♪
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As a left-hander, I take for granted the fact that i can scroll my mouse with my right hand and take notes with my left
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Now how did you swallow a stapler?
Just realized that my friend who just graduated college has a 401k, a full time permanent position, a new Mercedes. I’m a year older and the most interesting thing that happened to me today is that I accidentally swallowed a staple.
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Used to be super allergic to raw eggs for years
If somebody who is allergic to eggs has eggs thrown at their house, it’s practically biological warfare.
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Circle... Square... Campfire *JackJack turns into a ball of fire*
Pizza: round. Pizza box: square. Pizza slice: triangle.
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And a vaccuum
My dog must think the lawnmower is a big loud monstrosity of a beast that I sometimes take for slow boring walks.
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If you ask Santa for coal for Christmas and he brings you coal….have you been naughty or nice?
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