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a few people expressed confusion when I was talking about Belphie's colouration earlier, so I'll break it down into layers. here is how you make a Belphegor:

step 1: take a solid black cat

step 2: add the silver modifier (in non-tabby cats, this is called 'smoke' and will add ghost tabby markings and a silver undercoat)

step 3: add white spotting

step 4: add siamese-type pointing (black pointed cats are called 'seal points')

step 5: add Devon Rex fur (in kittens his age, this means lots of bald spots)

and ta da! now you have a Belphegor - a seal smoke point with white!

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you will miss this in 40 or 48 hours. twitter will smooth your brain down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a social media platform that hasn't meaningfully changed in a decade. you don't know I'm posting about you in real time bc Sarah has timestamps switched off. I'm not dead, Grant. Grant, let me out of the casket. Graaaant,

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(he/him)

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If you ate a hamburger and enjoyed it, please recognize the fact that you share a psychological profile with this very real criminal

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this should have been me

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(flex)(emo)

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New Orleans (a city in the vast "nothing" of Louisiana) is valuable mostly for its ability to entertain- a place that cannot keep visitors amused is much more "nothing" than one that can. It follows that the lives of its residents, especially the poor and Black, are less valuable than the lives of tourists, because tourists are how we measure that capacity to entertain. Enrichment of the lives of residents is only worthwhile if tourists can also benefit from it.

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please help nader @abdalsalam1990 and his wonderful family!!!

"Hello, I am Abdul Salam Al-Anqar, 26 years old, married to Aya Al-Batniji and I have a little girl named Iman who is (1 year old). My family consists of seven members: my mother Iman (49 years old), my father Ahmed (54 years old), and my brothers Mohammed (14 years old), Nader (17 years old), and Omar (21 years old).

Due to the devastating war in the Gaza Strip, our homes were completely destroyed and became uninhabitable. We were forced to flee to the south, and we are searching for safety, as we were displaced more than 9 times, suffering from harsh conditions. We suffer from severe shortages of water and food, and my daughter suffers from malnutrition due to the high prices of food and its scarcity, in addition to the closure of the crossings and the ongoing siege."

This fundraiser is vetted by @gazavetters, number four on the spreadsheet here

Here's a video confirming his identity as well.

Every amount send their way counts!! Thank you all so much!!!

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ooyghhf Salem ref sheet will be finished eventually???? I'm just trying to cook at my own pace, a chef never rushes his meal

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the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

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[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

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Remember in Pokémon legends Arceus the whole point of the game was to get your ass back to modern day Japan but God said collet all my critters first so you do and when you do God say u r so cool I'm gonna join you. And then you are still stuck in 1800s Japan

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I don't wanna make ppl feel guilty for celebrating Christmas but I think how crazy it is that so many American Christians r pro israel and go on "pilgrimage" to occupied palestine and palestinian Christians living in the birth country of Christianity have refused to do celebrations in the midst of the genocide