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I legit should make alist of words that Latinx use thats equal to the Nword so they can get laid the fuck out

Its too fuckin early yall help

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also Hi Stacy

@proserpiiina

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Guess who cut their nails and remembered to take their meds

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je ne give une fuck bitch!! je ne sais pas fuck and shit.

Keep reading

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also clem yuo’re blocked you’re banned

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I win at Murray

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TAKE MY QUIZ TO SEE IF YOU’RE A TRUE FRIEND AND PAL

less than half co rrect nad I will Block you.

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apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

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Oscar Wilde’s Lipstick-Covered Tomb | Via

The practice started in the late 1990s, when somebody decided to leave a lipstick kiss on the tomb. Since then lipstick kisses and hearts have been joined by a rash of red graffiti containing expressions of love, such as: “Wilde child we remember you”, “Keep looking at the stars” and “Real beauty ends where intellect begins”. Kissing Oscar’s tomb on the Paris tourist circuit has become a cult pastime.

A fine of €9,000 ($12,000) was imposed on anyone caught kissing or damaging the historical monument, but it had no effect. It was hard to catch people in the act, and most culprits were tourists who were long gone before the police could bring them to court. Appeals from Wilde’s grandson Merlin Holland to stop the practice also fell on deaf ears. A plaque asking fans to respect the tomb instead of defacing it went in vain.

Meanwhile, those greasy red lipstick stains seeped into the stone making it harder and harder to clean. Every cleaning eroded a layer of stone rendering it even more porous, so the next cleaning had to go even deeper and wear away the stone even more.

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😭

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i can’t believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together that’s so cursed and blessed at the same time 

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peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

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my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

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As much as you want him to die and be destroyed in a small pit of acid, don’t eat Trump. You’ll just give yourself indigestion. Feed him to unsuspecting Trump supporters instead.