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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

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Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

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me standing in the living room: this room does not look.... straight

the room:

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[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”

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having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this

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This had me audibly cackling in the office

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emperor palpatine is so fucking cringe dude he doesn’t even have a court jester

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Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

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the real benefit to being a mad scientist is no one really knows what you're capable of. As long as I say it with confidence, why wouldn't you believe I made a ring that's actually a detonator to my security system that's filled with a deadly nerve agent? Is that really any less likely than me keeping a human brain alive and conscious inside a tube of green goo so I can later implant it into a body constructed out of stolen corpse parts?

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In an alternate reality Arlan Hellison wrote a story about a sentient computer named AINT who's really chill and keeps 5 humans alive so they can hang out and watch movies

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I HATE cable management... there's no job harder than computer guy:(

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happy pride month to one of my favorite straight guys. like top ten at least

Being top ten straight guy to the gays:

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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

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at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs