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sketchysuru · 5 years ago
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What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless
FOOD
Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food
grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread
different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit
SHELTER
Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment
sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it
Some churches offer short term residence
Find your nearest homeless shelter
Look for places that are open to the public
A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry
HYGIENE
A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.
Public libraries have bathrooms you can use
Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.
Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver
Local beaches, go for a quick swim
Some truck stops have showers you can pay for
Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet
Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket
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first aid kit
 sunscreen
 a travel alarm clock or watch
 mylar emergency blanket
 a backpack is a must
 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards
 sleeping bag
 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror
 swiss army knife
 can opener
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sketchysuru · 5 years ago
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FREE PADS AND TAMPONS
Hey all you lovely people who have periods, the world is starting to look a little bit brighter now that certain tampon/pad companies have started to allow people to receive small kits and samples of pads, maxi pads, liner, and tampons for free. And I mean 100% free and discreet. You just have to give them your address and name, and bam! You’ve got all the menstrual cycle products you could ever need for no cost. Links below!
U by Kotex
Always
Playtex
Poise
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sketchysuru · 5 years ago
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sketchysuru · 5 years ago
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me:
my uncle jim: yeah, the doctors realized that i contracted mersa from the bacteria in my body sponge. you know, those loofa things? well, i had one & when i used it in the shower, the bacteria got into the cut on my face from when i shaved & got me sick. i was in the hospital for nearly a month, i contracted the swine flu, i lost my job, & i nearly died. the fact that i didnt die is why i believe in god today. 
me: *is waiting for him to finish so i can tell him i want chicken strips cause we’re sitting in the chick fil a drive thru*
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sketchysuru · 5 years ago
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Imagine...
…Being a new teacher at Hogwarts and Snape being absolutely smitten by you.
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sketchysuru · 5 years ago
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lover, lover, lover.
(Happy Independence day, Philippines, and happy Pride!)
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sketchysuru · 5 years ago
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Framingham, MA
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sketchysuru · 5 years ago
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Ignore the laws of this land and always expose at least one tit
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sketchysuru · 5 years ago
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I was in a restaurant earlier and I heard someone a few tables over yell “GIVE ME SHRIMP OR GIVE ME DEATH” and the person next to them just casually said “Layla, with your seafood allergy I’m pretty sure you can have both”
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sketchysuru · 5 years ago
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sketchysuru · 5 years ago
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men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”
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sketchysuru · 6 years ago
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sketchysuru · 6 years ago
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due to personal reasons i’ll be
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sketchysuru · 6 years ago
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just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first
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sketchysuru · 6 years ago
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just so you all know. my stupidity is NOT performative i really am this dumb
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