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me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

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Screw dating, I need to be a princess with my knight kneeling before me, vowing to serve me with his body and sword - and remind him of that very promise later that night while I'm fucking him outside my chambers where he was supposed to guard me

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My heart will always be soft. I will never stop looking for the good and love in everything. You can’t take that away from me.

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If youre being tortured you might as well get turned on by it

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strawberry milk

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Imagine a delicate spoiled prince who gets tied to his bed and used like a common whore by his lady knight.

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Realizing I crave to be dominated in a soft, affectionate way that makes me feel wanted, desirable and worthy of every kiss, every touch, every second of pleasure I’m given. I want to give away control to someone who will choose to care for me and appreciate me in every way.

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bestie you’re so silly, i can’t pull out. you’re so tight, and i’m so thick, and i keep going dizzy thinking about putting a baby in your belly

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source

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n on the seventh day the lord gave us the microkini n sanctified it amen

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It seems like it’s been a few years (and to be fair it’s certainly been a while) but here’s a new gif set!   

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My disabled shoot is live on my tumblr. This is the first time I’ve ever kept my mobility aids on in a shoot. But, after all, disabled: still sexy

@angeliqueshadows​

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Wet doggy 🐾 (expand for full view)

These didn’t turn out as good as I wanted but it’s hard to take photos in a wet shower lol. Will try again.

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btw one of the key components of actually being in a healthy relationship is just asking for things that you want. i keep seeing posts on this website saying 'i really want to do/receive [X] but my partner has never done it'. just ask. 'nobody exchanges love letters anymore' ask. 'i want to have my partner's hair in a locket like the victorians' just ask. 'i want to be bought flowers regularly :((' literally just ask. your partner doesn't know they're being held to these expectations and that you're unhappy unless you tell them. it's so unfair to expect your partner to read your mind. 'it's less special if you have to ask :((' grow up and stop pretending you're the lead in a romcom. when people say communication is crucial they mean it !! just ask !!