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i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers
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I get a little bit Genghis Khan I don’t want you to get it on With nobody else but me
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my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
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let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY
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MEGALOVANIA | Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
[Source: Undertale]
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Congratulations tumblr
We are officially responsible for a 1 billion dollar loss to Verizon let’s all give ourselves a round of applause
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Okay, I need like 50 right away! Found them on Amazon in case anyone wants to check them out.
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i think my fav thing about griffin as a dm is that instead of going “unfortunately the ooze is immune to slashing damage :/” he says “if you were making a pb&j sandwich and you dropped some jelly on the counter, would you take a knife and just start cutting at it you dumb son of a bitch”
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