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Me: I want the next chapter of my fic to be out…

My brain: So write it. 

Me: 

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I’m losing my shit I need to redownload this game

ok… wig

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All the time in high school

You ever just... yell about #black veil brides??

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Oh dear god

According to all known laws of #mcr fanfiction, there is no way a #black veil brides fanfiction should be able to #kpop.

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*In a group chat*

Kaminari: lol I’m dying help

Sero: oof same

Ashido: me af

Kirishima: rip, what’s up man?

Bakugou: Good.

Kaminari: no like I’m legit dying

Kaminari: some guy stabbed me in a McDonald’s parking lot

Kaminari: the lol is a habit

Kaminari: *sends a blurry picture of himself dabbing in the ambulance*

6 people are typing…

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See also:

• cosplayers getting dinner after a long day at Con

Most feral people on Earth:

Marching bands stopping to get lunch while on a road trip

Debate teams while getting dinner in an unfamiliar city

Theater kids at a restaurant after a show

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Hhhhhhh I still haven’t read last week’s MHA chapter and I feel like I’m missing out even tho it’s literally chpt 3 of a new arc so there’s nothing happening

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Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get it declawed) and I don’t want to ever clean a litter box or cage.”

Me: “Hey there’s this great new type of animal you might be interested in:”

Someone: “I want a dog but I don’t ever want to take it for walks or exercise it very much or let it outside and I want it to be fine with being left alone for longer periods of time and also never bark.”

Me:

Someone: “I want a cat or dog but I want to only feed it a vegan diet.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to have a pet but I basically never want to interact with it.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to get my kid a cute pet for Easter/Christmas!”

Me:

Get a pet that fits your needs. Don’t get a pet then try to force it to fit your lifestyle. Just because you saw a person walking a rabbit once doesn’t mean you can expect a rabbit to just be a dog. Just get a dog!

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Everything’s cute until you check the price tag

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Peter Parker after leaving the soul stone: so what did i miss?

Tony: the Jonas Brothers are back together kid

Peter:

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Me: *at the grocery store, heading through the bakery toward the donuts because I really shouldn’t but damn it I’m an adult and I want a goddamn donut*

Cake department:

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Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep

Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you

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WAIT BUT I HAVE THAT STEREO SYSTEM AND IT DOES HAVE BLUETOOTH LMAO

my car is 10 years old and does not have Bluetooth so I just have a USB with Despacito on it that I take everywhere and pop in whenever I’m feeling really dramatic

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The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one

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these are the money bakugous, rb for explosive prosperity

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I’m right and I should say it