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Mr robot noooooo!!!!!!

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Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.

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just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

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2007: you are a pirate

2012: cooking by the book

2016: we are number one

science proves that a new lazytown meme reveals itself once about every four years. what will the the 2020 lazytown meme be? only time will tell

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michael buble desperately needing to clarify to everyone that he isn’t gay for santa is an eternal christmas tradition

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Me: (Sits on Santa's lap)

Santa: and what would you like for Christmas, little girl?

Me: Please finish writing the Winds of Winter.

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me enjoying mcelroy content

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I’m wheezing. 

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i wish i had my copy of kafka’s diaries with me because every entry goes something like this:

Sunday. I woke up in great pain and coughed up blood. Had coffee. Later I went to the theatre and a woman looked at me, but I could not make eye contact because I am repulsive. I am full of terror. I wish Goethe was alive because only he truly understood me. 

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she’s probably correct

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last time i used chrome i was in the middle of a duolingo lesson

i mention this bc when i opened it up earlier and it restored my tabs, the duolingo woman yelled ‘the flesh is good’ at me in robotic dutch and i still haven’t recovered

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Fun game:

Replace “Father” in Christian texts with “Daddy”

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Canon Pepe is better then the fanon

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1966 James Bond Halloween costume

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There Will Be Blood by Nico Delort.