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People think Baz is all sharp lines and cold logic.
And maybe he is—in a lecture hall, with his sleeves rolled and a room full of stubborn students. He is brilliant. And brutal, sometimes. Intimidating in the perfect, untouchable way he carries himself.
I used to believe that version of him, too. Used to think that was all there was.
Until he let me meet this Baz.
The one in heart-print boxers and a messy bun, knocked out on our pink couch with his head in my lap. His shirt’s half-unbuttoned and wrinkled from the day, and his breathing is soft and steady. This is the Baz who lets me run my fingers through his hair until he melts under my touch.
Who only ever really sleeps like this, like he’s safe, when I’m the one holding him.
And I think, I get to see him like this.
Not the world’s idea of him.
Him.
My Baz.
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I had so much fun collaborating with @nonsensicalollie for our first @carry-on-big-bang ! How amazing is this artwork?
First chapter of “You’ve Got Mail” is now up on AO3!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67251025/chapters/173703145
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A Pitch With Wings and a Bloodthirsty Chosen One
Author: @roomwithanopenfire
Artist: @lauillu
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Watford Era, Eighth Year, magical mishap, Light Angst, Getting Together, Enemies to Lovers, Pining, Vampires
Summary: Simon Snow grew up with large red wings and a devil's tail. A interesting choice for a Chosen One. His magic isn't much better. One day, he messes up a spell that swaps his magic with Baz's—wings and vampirism included. So now Baz has wings and a tail and can't control his terrible magic, and Simon has magic that works perfectly fine... but he's now got fangs and thirst for blood. How will Simon and Baz fix this? And what will happen as they grow closer together...?
Chapter Count: 1/6
Word count: 4.8k (est. 22k)
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Read On AO3
@carry-on-big-bang
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Snow’s fists are still balled in my pyjama shirt—he shoves me against the wall. “Everything is repeating. I know you did this.” I’m weak. Letting him keep me pinned here, just so I can be held by him.
i’m beyond excited to share my piece for my collab with @the-beard-of-edward-teach for @carry-on-big-bang! :D i was completely captivated by kaz’s story and i had so much fun working on my pieces for it. i hope the rest of you love this fic as much as i do!
i wanted to thank my partner @the-beard-of-edward-teach for being so wonderful throughout this entire collab! i really appreciate all those hours we spent talking about the story and symbolism <3 also huge thank you to @carry-on-big-bang for organizing this event, answering all our questions, and being so helpful and forgiving when it came to talking deadlines 💜 this was such a great experience and i couldn't do it without you :D
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Baz: Sit on my face, Snow.
Simon: But what if I break your nose again?
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So lucky to have such a talented friend!! @ebbpettier drew this for my birthday two whole years ago, and I've been selfishly keeping it to myself this whole time—so for my birthday this year, I'm sharing it with you all. Look at these romantic boys!!
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SnowBaz as the Demolition Lovers 3.0 🎼
It's become something of a tradition, where I redraw this every time I remember/when my artstyle improves. I think I did a good job :3 Prev Version:
So yeah, I think it looks way better :3
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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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"Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered..."

COBB 2025 has officially begun! My partner this year is @pidgelikethebird, and I couldn't have asked for someone cooler!! From the moment we met, we bonded over our shared love for David Bowie in tight pants and Carry On, and what better way to express that than through a Snowbaz Labyrinth fic! I've had so much fun working with you, Pidge; Your writing is phenomenal. I'm so in love with your version of Simon and Baz ♡
@carry-on-big-bang 🎼
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more than a footnote — read on ao3
DeNiall. 77k words. 9/9 chapters. M. Canon-divergent AU.
"Wistful you say?" "Fucking moony, Niall." "Think he'll be at dinner tonight? We can ask him about it." "Oh," Dev says, and leans towards me until I can smell his warm, spicy cologne, his dark eyes a scheming fire. "I have a much better idea."
Four boys, two sets of roommates. One matchmaking plan that keeps going off the rails. Feelings will get pushed to the surface. Hearts will be exposed.
Or, Dev and Niall suspect Baz is secretly in love with Simon. They decide to do something about it. Falling for each other was never part of the plan.
chapter 1 chapter 2 chapter 3 chapter 4 chapter 5 chapter 6 chapter 7 chapter 8 chapter 9
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(My kingdom for a good shudder)
For Day 13 | shudder | @carryon-countdown
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Shepard Love of Omaha, Nebraska
The portrait of Shepard I used in this collage is by @artsyunderstudy - here is the original!
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I’m a simple guy. I like prettyboys, men with tits, entities, and deep-voiced women. But more than that? I like Critters
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