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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

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(It's a shirt)

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this will get to the right people

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this was more unexpected than the spanish inquisition

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This is the energy I strive for

B Dylan Hollis: my fav clips part 1 of ?

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Just some of B. Dylan Hollis’ funniest moments, because we could all use a bit of a laugh.

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I will never understand what anyone hopes to achieve from all this infighting. If we don't do something, we're all going to die. Idc what method is used to kill which group, dead is dead. People need to grow up and learn that maybe just maybe we actually stand a better chance if we stand together instead of trying to push each other out. Please for the love of god can we go back to having a trans (or more broadly queer) community?

"Trans men aren't targeted by anti trans rhetoric and law."

Trumps executive order to ban gender affirming care mainly fearmongers about trans boys not being able to give birth or breast feed and calls transitional surgery "female genital mutilation".

When we say we are invisible, it's not that we are invisible to the people who hate us. It's that our struggles are invisible to the people who should be advocating for us.

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New favorite B Dylan Hollis quotes:

"Tomato spice: if pumpkin spice got hit by a bus."

"If this red flag was any bigger, it would be a blanket."

"Looks like barbecue sauce, smells of death."

"It tastes like someone killed Italy."

"How do you know when a laxative is done baking?"

"Good morning, it's time for mayonnaise."

"Mid-century America has produced many suspect salads, many of which continue to leak out of the angsty states of Wisconsin and Minnesota."

*incoherent screaming upon salt package spilling onto the floor*

"This tastes like a diagnosis."

"Is the crab diaper integral to this dish?"

"What kind of Nebraska voodoo is this?!"

"There shouldn't be 8 to 10 cups of anything!"

"Smells like eggs from Goodwill."

"Wonderful, now the chickens are implicated."

"Did you just throw a grenade down Aisle 6?!"

"This cookbook contains 5 secret cornbread recipes, believed to be the lost sacred texts of Nebraska."

"WHY DO YOU LOOK GOOD??!!"

"Is that clock broken? [CRASH] ...It is now."

Lessons I have learned:

People in the 60s were very creative with gelatin, for better and for worse.

The absence of sugar in WW2 encouraged the use of raisins in desserts, which raises a number of questions as for why they continued to be used after.

Margarine is the work of the devil and should be treated as such. As is lard.

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He makes me want to learn how to bake

Honestly, with all the tradwife cooking trash circulating, it only makes me love B Dylan Hollis more for baking vintage recipes while being openly gay, making sexual jokes, and screaming at the ingredients. He's the antithesis of every soft-spoken cishet woman cooking for her husband and children. You don't have to be an idyllic cottagecore housewife to cook.