skalenoscipher
Hellooo, Darlings!
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skalenoscipher · 20 days ago
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Yellow triangle? Three years old? Takes medicine? You don't remember?
ohh now i rember! cries a lot. thinks i dont hear jt. he never wants me to sign his lullaby anyoew! what!! im agreat mom.
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skalenoscipher · 20 days ago
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...Your son? You can't remember your son?
what son?
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skalenoscipher · 20 days ago
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Hon, hate to break it to ya, but your husband's an abusive shit and you and Billy would be better off without him <3
whos billy
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skalenoscipher · 20 days ago
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Scalene, you don't get it. This is bad. They literally took a piece of your brain out. Why did he give you a lovotomy, anyway?
wife shoudl walays listen to her hisbsnd <3333333333333 it is the way He made us and my darlign euclid is just making sure of that
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skalenoscipher · 20 days ago
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You don't sound better...
but i am! <3
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skalenoscipher · 20 days ago
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That doesn't answer my question.
he did no tegrets! i feel so much begtr now <3
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skalenoscipher · 20 days ago
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...Did Euclid lobotomize you—
heis jeut beings a good husband do not worry <3
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skalenoscipher · 20 days ago
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Scalene? What happened?
evrything is good <3 do not worry
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skalenoscipher · 20 days ago
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...Are those stitches on your corner?
….<3
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skalenoscipher · 21 days ago
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……………..????????? lh?
elkbvvvv yfiiv kbbap x mobpzofmqflk obcfii <3
( @skalenoscipher )
WRONG EUCLID. MY BILLY IS DEAD. YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO PUTTING BILLY DOWN, BY THE WAY.
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skalenoscipher · 23 days ago
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you're worth so much more than you realize.
What is a woman without her husband?
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skalenoscipher · 23 days ago
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lc zlropb <3
...OH. YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.
(@euclidean-geometry-supremacy)
DADY!!! hi!! hi hi hi dady!
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skalenoscipher · 23 days ago
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brzifa texq exsb f qlia vlr xylrq rpfkd prze pqolkd ixkdrxdb xolrka yfiiv </3
...OH. YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.
(@euclidean-geometry-supremacy)
DADY!!! hi!! hi hi hi dady!
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skalenoscipher · 24 days ago
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we won't tell him, scalene, don't worry !
also temple run is a game kids can play on a phone. it's fun!
hmm.. maybe I’ll try it out one day..
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skalenoscipher · 24 days ago
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alk’q ibq brzifa hklt. mibxpb. <\3
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skalenoscipher · 24 days ago
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*Puts on your bow*
No, I don't think I will <3
*Starts gnawing on Euclid's top hat again*
[Very loud screeching.]
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skalenoscipher · 25 days ago
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*Steals your bow*
You don't deserve to be a pretty princess rn
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