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It’s so crazy there’s these like terrible jobs and you can say “gross who would want to be bone crusher specialist” and then someone else will be like, “yeah it sucks but we NEED someone to crush bones. And besides the bone crusher has a family to feed. They need this job!” And you just have to be like “no I think we shouldn’t be crushing people’s bones.” But apparently that’s unimaginable to a lot of people.

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you know you are really being very solipsistic and self-centred right now. the universe is vast and you are not the protgaonist of every story. have you considered that from some prespectives, the radiator is being handcuffed to you?

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my only goal in life is to be the creepy thing that’s going to chase you down a hallway at 3 am

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whenever i walk past someone smoking a cigarette i breathe really deeply to try and get as much second-hand smoke as i can

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its no money november that's where it's november and i dont have any fucking money

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One of tumblrs most hated ™

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this app is literally my public private place to talk to myself

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"For mature audiences" not as in "legally allowed to see a boob" but "can see a fictional character do a bad thing and not immediately go on a crusade against the author"

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there's a lot to bitch about re: supernatural but at least it was made in 2005 starring teen soap actors on the cw with one million episodes per season. that's real television. if they made that shit now it would be like six episodes on apple tv and glen powell would be in it. so count your fucking blessings.

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I should buy a pair of cowboy boots

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The infantilization of women in their 20’s is a pandemic

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wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever

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how it feels to ask a question at work