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me & the girls

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mark finding out that his innie is obsessed with ricken’s shitty book so funny to me. imagine learning that your worksona was revolutionized by colleen hoover. i’d kms

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my read on the chances of a successful gemma rescue was already very low but having mark basically turn to the camera and say "maybe I am the one guy who can bargain my way out of experiencing grief....?" oh buddy you are so fucked.

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compared myself to people my age who are so much farther ahead in life than me

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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

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Every day is all there is

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Funniest moment of the episode to me was Devon's "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" When Reghabi ran out of mark's basement. Can you fucking imagine her life rn. Shitty husband. Newborn baby. Go to your brothers house to discuss corporate espionage. He yells at you and then collapses foaming at the mouth. Some random fucking woman runs out of his basement yelling at you like a coach on the sidelines of a football game. And you're bisexual.

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This is me on the various communist discord servers I’m in.

I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website

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I'm folding in on myself. Into myself. I'm caving in. Oh i Am being rolled into a cute little cigarette by God,ok

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I’m watching Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”. The school teacher saying “ you know how long I’ve wanted a cigarette?” Cigarettes as the phallic symbol. Except the school teacher is saying this to the protagonist who is another woman. And the dialogue is slightly flirtatious.

In movies, when two women are portrayed as wanting ti fuck the same man and being slightly jealous of each other for the man’s attention- yeah they’re lesbians. For each other.

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In movies, when two women are portrayed as wanting ti fuck the same man and being slightly jealous of each other for the man’s attention- yeah they’re lesbians. For each other.

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girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

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And your friends like you, but sometimes they forget to invite you. And they enjoy your company but occasionally you realize no one’s asked you a question not even once during the entire conversation. And you’re in a club or a sport and you realize you could slip out the door and never come back and no one would even notice. Maybe they like your presence on occasion, but you know they would never notice your absence. And that’s fine. It’s ridiculous to expect to be close to everyone. Of course some people fit better into these spaces better. Maybe they joined earlier. Maybe they’ve all been friends since grade school and you just met them last year. Maybe they’re romantically involved. It’s silly to think a platonic relationship could ever compete. It’s fine. Really it’s fine. It’s enough just to be included. You’re allowed to be here even if no one really needs you there. It would be nice of course. But sometimes things aren’t nice. This loneliness is fine and normal and unsolvable. Your friends like you they just don’t love you.

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Very funny that Lumon is constantly lying to people like "oh your innie got in a fight" :/, "yeah, you feel off a rope and got a little wet :(", and " whoops! You bonked your head a little bit!"

But with Burt they decided to straight up be like. "Yeah so you have a GAY LOVER and we MUST fire you"

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do not joke about the advertisements, do not engage with the advertisements in witty fashions, do not, fucking, mention the contents of the advertisements. as soon as an advertisement enters your mind, you kill it, dont care how cute it is, take it out back and shoot it. install adblock, ublock, mute the volume, look away, turn off the monitor, cover your ears, paint over it. evolve your mind, your modality, your instincts, to disregard the stimuli of advertisements before you can even process it. whatever it takes, you do not let them win. and thats an order.

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your outie has a semi-popular account on a failing microblogging plataform