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normally it's frustrating when mystery games hand you answers on a silver plate but in ace attorney, the witnesses' tendencies to conveniently say far more than what they were asked for is so hilarious that it becomes its own reward. ace attorney witnesses will be asked what time they saw the murder and they'll say it was 10:40 and they know it was exactly that time because that's the exact minute they open the can of Fancy Feast to feed their elderly russian blue cat, father of 12 kittens and phoenix will be like umm actually i spoke to your cat and here's a written affidavit from him that there was a recall on Fancy Feast and also he's never been to russia nor known the touch of a woman. you're going to jail buddy

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the wildest derek dieworkwear series of events so far and that’s saying something

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hell yeah bois

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If you like fat boys hit that mfing reblog

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Quarters only, please [x]

(done in procreate)

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The juxtaposition of these articles is something, that's for sure.

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making up oc lore: fuck yes a little guy just for me

writing down oc lore: what the fuck

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Game of the year