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lets be real,

this whole humanity thing is where it all went wrong

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"your brain tricks you into thinking

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*talking abt evil space emperor*

A: "Tax wrote a whole book about it."

B: "Who?"

A: "Tax the White."

B: "I didn't know you were into politics like that."

A: "Oh we've evolved past politics ages ago man, we collectively just decided not to give a shit, you know? I was just talking about the famous author Tax the White, heard of him?"

B: "No?"

A: "Then maybe you've heard of Tax the Black?"

B: "Doesn't ring a bell."

A: "Makes sense. Scientists recently discovered that he doesn't actually exist. People just assumed he did 'cause why else would you specifically refer to someone as 'the White'?"

B: "Sounds strange indeed."

A: "Anyway, you've never read his book?"

B: "Tax the White's book? Can't say I have."

A: "Holy shit! Then you must be the only one in the Galaxy who's never read his book, The Emperor Is A Dick!"

B: "Is the emperor a dick?"

A: "No, that's the sequel. I meant The Emperor Is A Dick."

B: "Why is he though?"

A: "No, that's the third part. It's a trilogy you see: The Emperor Is A Dick, Is The Emperor A Dick? and Why Is He Though?. How come you know those?"

B: "I'm confused."

A: "Aren't we all?"

B: "I guess so. So what's in this... book?"

A: "Well it gives quite an insightful view on who the Emperor really is as a person."

B: "So what does it say?"

A: "That he's a dick. Really quite cleverly written. Pity that it's such a short read though."

B: "Hmmm. How many pages is it?"

A: "Around 4031, give or take. The clever bit only starts about halfway through though."

B: "You call that a short read??"

A: "Well, I mean, it's only 5 words long."

B: "Damn."

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A: "What did you think of the cake?"

B: "It wasn't great, but I can't say its awfull either"

A: "It's awful"

B: "C'mon, it wasn't that baddd"

A: "No, you said awfull, but it's awful"

B: "?"

A: "You misspelled awful"

B: "What the fuck dude"