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I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling

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i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

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rebog if you’re surely in the toils

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Guys. I can feel it already. THIS is the year. This is the year that Jonathan Harker will go on his business trip with no issue. Just a lovely train ride through Europe where he collects paprika recipies for Mina, meets some friendly, living people looking to buy properties in England, and then returns home safely.

Free him from the time loop.

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man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

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i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

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it's getting too warm outside

Joe Biden, turn off the sun.

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anyone here gay

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yeah it’s this really funny audio post on tumblr of wario dying in a kart crash. let me just find it… hey dude where are you going?

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This one is so real

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never enough time in the day to do fuck all

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the world is so beautiful you can eat rice here

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(Estoy usando un traductor, lo siento por cualquier error).

Please reblog if you vote! Por favor comparte si votas!

If translations for other languages can be added, that would be greatly appreciated! (I'm North American so I'm mostly only familiar with English and Spanish.)

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love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.