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i’ve literally never seen a more fucking savage wiki page than the one for fucking chicken little’s dad on the largest and most thorough disney wiki on the web this is the fucking most brutal roast i’ve ever read about any disney character

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the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes

Aries: “Welcome,” he said, shoving my hair hard, “to the butt room.”

Taurus: “No way,” I cried out orgasmically. “No way, no way, no way.”

Gemini: “When I woke up Christian Grey had somehow gotten an entire orange into my mouth.”

Cancer: “Say it,” he commanded. “Yankity Spankity.” “Louder.”

Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”

Virgo: “The helicopter was built for sex, I observed sexily. You could lie across the seats or recline them.”

Libra: “Christian Grey picked up the long black thing and started working my zone. It was bananas.”

Scorpio: “The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty, bitty elephants. We’re talking small.”

Sagittarius: “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.”

Capricorn: “It’s a Murphy Bed,” he explained. “Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls.”

Aquarius: “Christian Grey mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”

Pisces: “Hey,” I asked “Didn’t you used to be a vampire?”

Source: [x]

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its been a year and i’m still denying the fact that ray’s gone

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hah ur gay --- ur glorious boyfriend

tru tho

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OOOOK, So you done tips on giving good head on guys. But what about on girls?? Sincerely, A bi girl 😜😉😂😂

Let’s set the Ambiance with

Nice & Slow by Usher *in the background*

CUNNILINGUS. (Cool ass word for Eating Pussy)

Cunnilingus is a performance art.  It’s the process of making love to pussy with your mouth and tongue. Great way to make her feel admired and appreciated.

“78 percent of a woman’s pleasure is about yearning" 

It’s a map to this that you should follow, you can always take a short cut, or dive face first in the pussy, but I heard somewhere “78 percent of a woman’s pleasure is about yearning” and that sounds true so I’m going to go with that. So build up anticipation

The Build Up

Forehead -Kiss that. 

Nose - *I got your nose grab* (I’m joking, don’t do that unless she’s into goofy shit), 

Lips (Face) - Bite & Kiss that (quick lil bite on the bottom one mixed with some slow kissing), 

Neck - Kissing, Biting, Sucking

Boobs - Suck,Kiss snd Lick That (Should’ve done this since you first got her naked)

Belly Button - Kiss that too.

Inner Thigh - Bite, Lick, Kiss, Bite, Lick, Kiss

Pelvic Bone - Kiss  

Pubic Bone - Kiss

Pussy is finger food.

My mother always told me “Cut your nails. girls wouldn’t let you touch them if your nails are long.” She was telling me this since I was a youth and I didn’t fully understand what she meant by this until I “Started touching girls.”

So Make sure yo nails short and clean, fam. because Pussy is finger food and you should be using your fingers often actually your hands in general.

The Lips

Use your tongue on her pussy lips. Split her inner and outer pussy lips and run your tongue around there then move on to the Clit.

Clitoris - (aka the most important and most neglected part of the vagina.)

Find her clit and start the show. The Clit is that small knob of pink flesh and you’ll find this at the top of the vagina. This is the headquarters of pleasure this is where you want to focus on. This is like the female version of a dick head, it causes them to Orgasm which is a big deal. Clits come in various shapes, sizes, and sensitivities. It’s like a lecture hall class of nerves. Start off soft and slow in the beginning, all clits are fond of that.Pay attention to her reactions. Slow down when she’s convulsing and don’t stop stop when she start Draking “oh my god, oh my god, I’m bout to cum this heaven” Rub the clit like you’re doing crossovers in 2k. (Gently)

You want to lick her clit like your shooting Free throws in NBA 2K. Up and Down and you can do side to side eventual you’ll want to do 360 motions. You should put the whole clit in your mouth without your teeth getting in the way, NEVER EVER USE TEETH.

“Lick her Pussy like you’re doing crossovers in 2K.”

G Spot

It’s at the roof of the Vagina. Get your Index and Middle finger in there and make like a come here motion in it. Start off slow then move faster.

What To Say?

Tell her how good she tastes.

How beautiful her pussy is.

How wet she is.

How good she smell.

Multitask 

Now you do all the above in different combinations at the same time.

DON’T

DON’T BITE THE CLIT

DON’T TUG ON THE CLIT

DON’T BITE THE PUSSY

In All Actuality 

You just have to get creative on the pussy and when you find something that works, keep at it. 

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ok but all of the FH babes have the cutest names??

Bruce Paul Greene

James Anthony Willems

Joel Benjamin Rubin

Lawrence Michael Sonntag

Adam Lee Kovic

Sean Harvie Poole

Matthew North Peake

Eugenio Omar de Armas

s O CU TE ????

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(´ω｀*)

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fake ah crew movie (reupload)

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next time on heists

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me: *talks abt my feelings*

me: oh shit was that emotionally manipulative

me: *apologizes for talking abt my feelings*

me: oh shit was that emotionally manipula