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sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it
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working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine
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I know some people get nervous about interacting directly so I just want y'all to know I appreciate you.
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sits opposite you at an impossibly long dining table and politely asks you to pass the salt
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In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario will say random words while asleep. Unlike previous Mario games, where the number of possible phrases was less than 10, Super Mario Odyssey has 95 different sound files that are randomly chosen from. Here are all the phrases in sequence. Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Store | Small Findings | Source
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Yekaterina Lisina, a Russian model and former basketball player, with her husband.
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Ah
So its gonna be one of those "I'm more than likely gonna die alone" kind of nights. 🙃
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