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This is my favorite stock photo guy He does everything

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as a gift to myself, and all the sanchos roaming this hellsite, i present to thee:

a remade eepy sancho edit! much nicer than the previous version :)) glory be to the sanchos!!!

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am i funny yet

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tumblr my trashbag i pour all my dumpster posts into hi

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Chilchuck ver. bc I love that david tennant edit

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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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im still sick but i need to create so have izu in her cute asf frogskin outfit!!!

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Todays izutsumi: 🤨

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this man has never met an alien he couldn’t parent

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the bunny. the baounney. the bnnuy. the bennie. the binnoy. the booboo the 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

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Imagine The Fellowship all sitting around the campfire halfway up Caradhras retelling the events of the Hobbit to Boromir and Aragorn Rashomon-style with Gimli going "my dad tells it this way" and Legolas going "well, my dad tells it this way" and the Hobbits all going "but Bilbo tells it this way!" and, even though Gandalf was fucking there for half of it, he refuses to weigh in on anything because watching them argue is more fun and also he doesn't remember because it was over 75 years ago.

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elf load??? 😳

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I want to write a book called “your character dies in the woods” that details all the pitfalls and dangers of being out on the road & in the wild for people without outdoors/wilderness experience bc I cannot keep reading narratives brush over life threatening conditions like nothing is happening.

I just read a book by one of my favorite authors whose plots are essentially airtight, but the MC was walking on a country road on a cold winter night and she was knocked down and fell into a drainage ditch covered in ice, broke through and got covered in icy mud and water.

Then she had a “miserable” 3 more miles to walk to the inn.

Babes she would not MAKE it to that inn.

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this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive