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Funny experiences I had with collegues

4 hours discussion if the charging cable was black or white (it cost 15 Euro). 5 ppl saied it was black. Yet the one collegue was confessed it was white and walked behind us while working for discussions. "If someone says the word cable again today I throw it over the fance an the person who mentioned it right behind it" - quoted by a collegue

Co 1 was scrached by a client and blood run down his arm discussion: Co 2: "Well you have to close the door of the client who scrached you when you go to his neighbour" Co 1: "Ok I didn't know that. But I get why I'll close the door next time" Co 3: "Well that's not really important the client (who scrached Co 1) does nothing to you"

A 30 min discussion if the client who dosn't like tea get's tea with a collegue who didn't know the client but yet was confessed he drinks tea.

A discussion why we don't open the door for fresh air while a client wo destroys open doors was in the room.

A discussion that a client musn't eat a orange (which he already had) since he had to loose weight. (The other ones ate candy...)

Fitting to the one bevore: A discussion that I musn't give the chips with catchup for those who have to loose weight. (Ik catchup has lots of calories but chips which also have lots of calories without catchup?... Delicous!)

Don't get that post wrong most of my collegues are great and some of the persons in here don't work at my work anymore

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Things you say/hear way to often in my job (a little ironic of couse)

Co 1: "The client is getting aggressive could you bring me prorenatamedication for them" Co 2:"Sure what do they have" Co 1: "2,5mg... what was it called again"

Co 1: "This room is a complete mess! Who was responsibile for the client yesterday?!" Co 2: "Um... Idk, wasn't there yesterday" Co 1: "Just look it up in the computer" (2 min later) Me: "Actually you were responsibile for the client yesterday" Co 2: "Uh what? Was it reall me? Well... you know we had much to do yesterday"

(Telling the other shift if sth special has happened) Co 1: "So what has happened today?" Co 2: "Well nothing special" Co 3: "Those two were beating up each other today. Another client was bitining another collegue today. And we were in hospital with..." Co 2: "Completely forgot about that. But except this nothing special has happened"

(someone on the floor) "Damn we forgot that ... has to go out today. He/she's still sleeping and the person who wants to pick him/her up is here!" (of course the person heared anything.)