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Evil math

Overlord, you don’t count as homework. Get out of my calculator.

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So is no one going to talk about the fact Perceptor’s name pretty much means the death of the universe?

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“Accurate.”

“Last breath of the universe”

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Behold!

Lemon the god of death

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I’m so glad that our lemon tree finally grew and sprouted fruitful lemony lemons. I mean, imagine, we can make lemonade, key lemon pie, lemon merengue pie. I think it’s the most valuable of property that we have. I think we should go to the bank and get a loan, actually I think we should just get lemon tree insurance and then get a loan and use the lemon tree as collateral because it is now insured. I truly do love our lemon tree. Just imagine a life full of lemon trees, and all our beautiful lemons, endless possibilities. They’re so beautiful, I wish I was a lemon. You wish you were a lemon? If you were a lemon I would put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons. That’s so beautiful, like I only hope that the whores aren’t stealing our lemons you know those naughty whores always steal lemons. we do have a couple lemon whores in this community, those damn lemon-stealing whores I hate them no one will take our prized lemons from us. Hey, has it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree? It has been about 10 seconds till we looked at our lemon tree. Hey what the fuck

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what the fuck ever

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*gyrates a little faster*

Nope didn’t do it.

Priiiiimus!! *excited Lemon wiggling*

I find your strange gyrations unsettling. What are you up to?

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Bothering people, clearing out universes, y’know the usual.

You took a long ding dang nap, Primus.

Priiiiimus!! *excited Lemon wiggling*

I find your strange gyrations unsettling. What are you up to?

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Alright, time to get to fun.

Lemon wastes no time locating Silas and the other mortals in the silo. Best to avoid everything else.

Silently he makes his way through the base, leaving tiny doodles in the dust as he goes.

Somebody really needs to clean in here..

One dust mural later, Lemon has found him.. or just the room Silas was in. At last, everything was in place. It was time.

Lemon waited until Silas looked away to put a lemon on a nearby counter, just far enough not to be noticed at first glance.

Plunk.

Another ripe lemon falls to the floor, adding to the ever growing pile of lemons. The little tree, covered in bright yellow fruits, is strangely prosperous in the cool, dark room. Another day or two and you could start a lemonade stand.

In an invisible breeze, the tree and it’s lemons sway ever so slightly. It’s always a difficult choice. The lemon must be perfectly shaped in order for his most evil plans to be completed.

With one big wiggle the chosen lemon vessel detaches from the tree and falls.

“Ow.” Lemon was a little late with his timing.

Thankfully no one was to here to see it so it never happened.

If a lemon falls in an abandoned military silo does it still make a sound? Apparently yes, which is odd considering lemons shouldn't be allowed to make much noise.

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Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

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This was (kinda) funny once. Please don’t act like you’re 10. Don’t reblog this. It’s 2014. Bye.

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