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i got hacked so if you’ve been getting @ed to buy sunglasses..... sorry bout that
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and the Venn diagram of these people is a circle
The two types of people on tumblr:
1. people with very specific interests or
2. people who are gay
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The two types of people on tumblr:
1. people with very specific interests or
2. people who are gay
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Things that would kill me instantly
a girl kissing my hand
a girl hiding her face in my shoulder when she's spooked
a girl telling me I make her feel safe
a girl calling me babe, baby, or love
a girl holding my hand to lead me somewhere
a girl looking at me lovingly while I talk
a girl laying her head on my chest
a girl slow dancing with me at 3 am in our room
a girl telling me everything
a girl passing a note to me
a girl spotting me in a crowded room and instantly getting excited
a girl
literally any woman
I want to be loved
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You’re learning
You fool. You buffoon. You absolute coward.
You fool.
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electrons @ atp synthase during light dependent reactions:
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I FORGOT IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY! hope he has a great time away from all the bullshit
for obama’s birthday we should give him the presidency
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this is way more relevant now than it was whenever I originally posted it, damn let’s bring this back
If a murderer can legally carry a lethal weapon, I can legally abort a child that’s not even alive yet.
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I have no memory of making this post
one time a little kid showed my friend an etch-a-sketch with a grid on it and the kid said “those are prison bars. do you see your reflection? you’re the prisoner AND the guard” and honestly what the fuck
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my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.
#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE
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the whites trying to season their names
here are my favourite babycenter.com poll questions from the past week
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yes you uncultured swine it is the Epitome of music
ya like jazz?
Like jazz?
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thank you
hi bukbot, I’m dad
Kitchen that will give you blessings.
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honestly? Mood
If you’re crying bc of the crushing weight of the reality that time is passing and the suffocating pressure that everything you’re doing is Not Enough™ and you know it clap your hands
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kids are not supposed to die at school. parents are not supposed to drop their children off at school and then get texts like, “mom if i dont make it out of this, know that i love you and appreciate everything youve done for me”. being in high school is not supposed to be a death sentence. yes, america, you fought for your independance. yes, you won. you’re a free country. but you’re not a safe country. power is not supposed to be more valuable than a human life.
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Straight person: I like this. Gay people don’t actually tall about how gay they are in real life. Its not needed for actual events, just for who they love.
Me as a fellow homosexual: I’m so gay. Guys.. I’m soooooooo gay. Sometimes, I just lay I’m bed at night thinking about all my gayness and potential gayness to come. I’m just so gay. Super gay. Super. Duper. Gay.
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