sirtristan74
sirtristan74
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I'm here I'm queer and I need a nap
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sirtristan74 · 7 hours ago
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Bro I just watched the new episode of 911 and omg spoiler warning ⚠️
The fact they made us watch as he died and everyone falling apart at the same time was fucking sadistic like what the fuck dude why would you do that to us you fucking sadistic lots of love and respect but seriously fuck you show runners making us watch every second of that horrific display of beautiful love and death
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sirtristan74 · 5 days ago
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This is giving throuple or even better just you and me and your friend Steve and Zac is Steve either way I like this picture 📸
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they had no reason to be serving challengers realness for hsm promo 😭
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sirtristan74 · 5 days ago
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Our girl wants to climb that tree so bad in that moment and babe I agree
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Wheel of Time Season 3, Episode 7 || Perrin Aybara & Faile Bashere
"I don't want to see you die." "You won't. I'll last longer than you."
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sirtristan74 · 13 days ago
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I feel like Juliet and Shawn should be on here too
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Enjoy
My favorite troupe
Bad Ass women cops with their sassy Consultants who will provoke people and run behind said bad ass women cop
Kate Beckett and Rick Castle
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Lucifer and Chloe Decker
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Teresa Lisbon and Patrick Jane
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sirtristan74 · 19 days ago
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Isn't this what happened in the troll hunter show with Jim and that teacher dude who was actually a lizard dude who fell in love with Jim's mom
Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem
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Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao
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sirtristan74 · 20 days ago
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It's giving Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce like they are both amazing in their own rights ya know
I don't know how exactly it would happen, but if the Wizard™️ wasn't a complete fraud and the girls stayed with him, Elphaba would somehow end up becoming Glinda's trophy wife even though she does all the work like—
"LOOK, IT'S GLINDA!!"
*excited Munchkin cheers*
"....AND HER WIFE ELPHABA!"
*confused Munchkin cheers with background whispers of, "who's she again?" "oh the awkward one Glinda the Good married— heard she's giving Animals rights and bringing down tax rates or something" "Huh... Anyway-" More excited cheers for Glinda*
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sirtristan74 · 24 days ago
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I noticed some Merlin adjacent fics as well and I must say you have impeccable taste my dude
Imagine loving a guy so much you almost kill yourself to find his baby boy in a tsunami, you claw at the earth when you think you've lost him forever, you crawl under a fire truck to drag his bleeding body to safety with an actual sniper shooting your way, you accept the fact he put you down as his boy's legal guardian in case he dies with barely a protest, you agonise when he quits being your job partner, you take said son to the zoo all the time, you get jealous like a dog pissing on a tree when he has a new friend, you're there when he begs you to fix something you can't fix and you can only hold on to his shoulder to try and shoot the pain, you go to him the second some ugly man dumps you, you throw a hissy fit about him leaving to Texas and sabotage his house showing, and then, you cave. You cave and you give up your housing situation to help him, you move into his house and you let him go. You let him go because you love him that much.
And he looks at you like you set his world on fire and built it back anew, and you hope he looks through the rearview as he drives away, hoping he'll miss you half as much as you'll miss him.
He will. You were struck by the same lightning, you'll forever share a heartbeat.
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sirtristan74 · 24 days ago
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My God this is beautifully written OP ❤️ do you write fan fics you should if you don't
Imagine loving a guy so much you almost kill yourself to find his baby boy in a tsunami, you claw at the earth when you think you've lost him forever, you crawl under a fire truck to drag his bleeding body to safety with an actual sniper shooting your way, you accept the fact he put you down as his boy's legal guardian in case he dies with barely a protest, you agonise when he quits being your job partner, you take said son to the zoo all the time, you get jealous like a dog pissing on a tree when he has a new friend, you're there when he begs you to fix something you can't fix and you can only hold on to his shoulder to try and shoot the pain, you go to him the second some ugly man dumps you, you throw a hissy fit about him leaving to Texas and sabotage his house showing, and then, you cave. You cave and you give up your housing situation to help him, you move into his house and you let him go. You let him go because you love him that much.
And he looks at you like you set his world on fire and built it back anew, and you hope he looks through the rearview as he drives away, hoping he'll miss you half as much as you'll miss him.
He will. You were struck by the same lightning, you'll forever share a heartbeat.
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sirtristan74 · 1 month ago
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Babes I still have no idea what to write and my self-imposed deadline is in 2 days 🤣🤣🤣
dudes, I have no idea what to write my next blog post about, like should I do the story of Oedipus and make fun of Freud? Should I make a post about Sisyphus or King Midas? What should I do, guys?
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sirtristan74 · 1 month ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t like being referred to as a boy
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sirtristan74 · 1 month ago
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dudes, I have no idea what to write my next blog post about, like should I do the story of Oedipus and make fun of Freud? Should I make a post about Sisyphus or King Midas? What should I do, guys?
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sirtristan74 · 1 month ago
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Peak social media
You’ve been hit by 🔪
You’ve been struck by 🔪
A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪
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sirtristan74 · 1 month ago
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Relatable af Ody 🤣
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I can't wait for the wisdom saga and Calypso yall
(sorry I was too lazy to colour the whole thing)
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sirtristan74 · 1 month ago
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Is this referencing the Sims ?
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i honestly don't even care if ive already posted this. look at it again
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sirtristan74 · 1 month ago
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In this house we stan twinks who top ✨️✨️✨️
Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay
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sirtristan74 · 2 months ago
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blog post Ideas
Not sure how many people know this, but I recently started a Greek mythology blog on Google Blogger, and I have made 4 posts thus far, and I would love some suggestions on what to blog about next. Link to my blog is posted on my tumblr. please give me suggestions I suck at decisions.
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sirtristan74 · 2 months ago
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My new blog Ladies and Germs please enjoy and interact Love you all.
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