sirrodneytheroot
The Adventures of Sir Rodney the Root
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sirrodneytheroot · 2 years ago
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Kissing practice with your bestie but it’s the 13th century 😳
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sirrodneytheroot · 2 years ago
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confrontation
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sirrodneytheroot · 2 years ago
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28 - asymmetrical
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sirrodneytheroot · 2 years ago
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We fist bump but we’re in full plate armor so our metal gauntlets sound like cymbals
🤜 🤛
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sirrodneytheroot · 2 years ago
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Knight of the Void Parts 1 and 2 by Anato Finnstark
This artist on Instagram
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sirrodneytheroot · 2 years ago
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Beware the woman cloaked in white // on any given moonless night
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sirrodneytheroot · 2 years ago
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sirrodneytheroot · 2 years ago
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sharing shields and weapons with multiple romantic partners… that’s polyarmory
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sirrodneytheroot · 2 years ago
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Paladins, stop scrolling! Consider this your reminder to:
☀️ Feed, water, brush and groom your steed.
☀️ Polish and maintain your armour.
☀️ Sharpen and anoint your holy avenger.
☀️ Prepare your spells of divine might for the coming break of dawn.
☀️ Say your prayers for the morning, noon, or evening.
☀️ Take time to purify yourself and your surroundings with holy water and / or herbal incense.
☀️ Remain vigilant against the evils of the multiverse; cut them down wherever they may stand to flourish.
May the grace of the Light shine upon thee, mine holy siblings in arms! ⚔️🙏⚖️
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sirrodneytheroot · 2 years ago
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a homoerotic relationship with a fellow knight?
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sirrodneytheroot · 2 years ago
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ʚ♡ɞ
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sirrodneytheroot · 2 years ago
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Having a squire is like here’s a preteen who’s gonna be following you around for the next few years and it’s your job to hold them back by the scruff of their neck when they wanna pick a fight with a wizard
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sirrodneytheroot · 2 years ago
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I absolutely have to dress my best because what if i was abruptly transported to a fantasy realm of magic and adventure and am wearing the most basic ass fit of all time. Embarrassing
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sirrodneytheroot · 2 years ago
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Armor stays ON in bed
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sirrodneytheroot · 2 years ago
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sirrodneytheroot · 2 years ago
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*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*
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sirrodneytheroot · 2 years ago
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I love you dragons i love you mountains i love you castles i love you sea serpents i love you gold i love you gems i love you caves i love you waterfalls i love you canyons i love you scales i love you horns i love you wings i love you swords i love you jewelry i love you torches i love you shields i love you ball gowns i love you armor i love you pretty rocks i love you fire i love you dragons i love you dragons i love you fantasy i love you dragons
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