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✧・゚: *✧・゚:* You’re Doing Great! *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
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“This is my worst birthday ever.”
“Why, cause this is 300 BCE and it’s really hard to define a Good life?”
“No, cause it’s a little humid- YES CAUSE THIS IS 300 BCE AND IT’S REALLY HARD TO DEFINE A GOOD LIFE!”
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i had a dream last night that luigi had a new form called “gay rights luigi” and he looked like this
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Games that let you have maximum stealth… He needs a show lol
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Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I’m trans and now he’s threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. What’s he gonna say exactly? And to whom? Because imagining a haggard and likely shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker barging through the grocery store like, “HEY!!! THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5'3” EFFEMINATE KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY AIN’T GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA DICKLESS ABOMINATION??“ is wild. What’s it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call my manager? “HELLO, I’D LIKE TO REPORT A FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED.” What the fuck.
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Arin Hanson’s Princess Zelda voice
Reblog if you agree
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what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch
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