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This is so wholesome

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Any normal fan: Sidon and Link use masks to become Hylian and Zora

Me, a real dumbass: So AU with feral Zora Link, being found being still in a egg and raised with koroks and Deku Tree, then wow he was still chosen to save the world, and Hylian Sidon, famous sea adventurer aka Prince of the Seas, who one day happened to help a hero with one of his main quests uwu

Hey, if loz writers do whatever they want, so i can do it too

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To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

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can i just post very self-indulgent doods with Sidlink lovechild idea? 🥺👉👈

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I wish this was canon

What if.... Mipha survives so she gets older and b-bigger 100 years later 🥺🥺🥺

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uhhmmm maybe tommy ....with his tictac drawr

Man... i now i want tic tacs

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Source

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Little friend :) 

(I’m back!) 

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Mando Back to the Clone Wars

#04 - The Last Clone

Boba Fett--a time traveler sent thirty years back into the past, and into his child self's body--reunites with an important figure from his childhood. Cody is a man that Boba knows will suffer, and eventually die--and suddenly, the full weight of what it means to be in the past sinks in.

AU Tag: #MandoBacktoTCW

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(＊Creator note: This comic's POV is Boba. He is unaware of Kix, and the title "The Last Clone" indicates how Boba feels about his own situation, so please don't try to correct me about it! Thanks!)

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I JOIN THE SKELETON WAR ON THE SIDE OF THE SKELETONS

NYEEEHEHEHEHEHE

LINK TO SKELETON WAR GUIDELINES

LINK TO WIZARD SIGN UP (INFERIOR)

LINK TO A COOL DOG

HOW TO PARTICIPATE

1: IF YOU WANT WIZARDS TO ATTACK YOU, COMMENT ON THIS POST ABOUT HOW THEY'RE WEENIES

2: GO OVER TO THE WIZARD SIGN UP POST, INVADE THE INBOXES OF ANYONE WHO FOOLISHLY COMMENTS, AND SPOOK THEM WITH A "DOOT DOOT"

3: POST ABOUT THE SKELETON WAR AND USE TAGS #skeleton war #skeleton war 2022 AND ALSO #wizardposting #wizard council IF YOU WANT TO CAUSE CHAOS

4: (OPTIONAL) BLAZE ONE OF YOUR SKELETON WAR POSTS TO ATTRACT MORE RECRUITS. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU LINK TO THE GUIDELINES IN YOUR BLAZED POSTS

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GUIDELINES FOR

1: No doxxing, no bullying, no death threats. Such cowardly acts are UNBEFITTING OF THE SKELETON WAR

2: If a wizard casts a spell you must follow it. If they cast “turn undead” you must flee, unless you’re a heckin big boi. If a wizard casts “nuclear fire blast” then you’re dead. If a wizard casts the penis shrinking spell then YOU CAN LAUGH IN THEIR FACE BECAUSE SKELETONS DONT HAVE PENISES

3: If you blaze skeleton war post, link back to this original post with guidelines to OFFICIALLY DRAFT MORE SOULS INTO THE SKELETON WAR

why should I support the skeleton war?

Wouldn’t you rather see tumblr community nonsense instead of corporate brand pandering? Tumblr is one of the last true remnants of the old internet before everything became soulless algorithmic husks. Yeah its cringe sometimes, but its our cringe.

Hosting a social media website is not profitable, so thats why dev teams turn to advertisers, because our information and attention becomes their only product they can sell. If the community can invest in tumblr through blazed posts then we can get more frog elections and crabs and less fake friendly corporate bs.

its after halloween, isnt it a bit late for the sk-

THE SKELETON WAR IS UNBOUND BY YOUR MEAGER MORTAL REVELRIES

HOW DO I PARTICIPATE (AND NOT PARTICIPATE?)

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I JOIN THE SKELETON WAR ON THE SIDE OF THE WIZARDS

NYOHOHOHOHOHO~✨

LINK TO SKELETON WAR GUIDELINES

LINK TO SKELETON SIGN UP (HARRUMPH)

LINK TO OUR SPELL BOOK

LINK TO A COOL DOG

HOW TO PARTICIPATE

1: IF YOU WANT SKELETONS TO ATTACK YOU, COMMENT ON THIS POST ABOUT HOW BLAND AND DULL THEIR ARMOR LOOKS

2: GO OVER TO THE SKELETON SIGN UP POST, INVADE THE INBOXES OF ANYONE WHO MINDLESSLY COMMENTS, AND CAST A SPELL ON THEM (YOU SHOULD USE SPELL SUMMON BEAR)

3: POST ABOUT THE SKELETON WAR AND USE TAGS #skeleton war #skeleton war 2022 AND ALSO #wizardposting #wizard council

4: (OPTIONAL) BLAZE ONE OF YOUR SKELETON WAR POSTS TO ATTRACT MORE RECRUITS. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU LINK TO THE GUIDELINES IN YOUR BLAZED POSTS

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In this essay I will discuss submissive bishounen Skitarii and why this is canon

Okay, imagine you are a tech priest of the Adeptus Mechanicus. You have an entire army of fit, beautiful cyborg twinks that love being mind-controlled by you and think it’s the ultimate form of pleasure to serve. You have one tentacle for each cyborg boytoy and can keep ordering new stock from the forge world

Oh there’s one you’re not into? Don’t worry you can modify his appearance and uniform according to your preferences!

Oh you want something spicier? You can send them at the enemy and watch a livestream of huge armoured monsters taking them apart straight from their own eye cameras!

Even in canon, Skitarii uniforms are designed to be extremely sexualised. Slender androgynous silhouette compared to the other bulky armies, gas mask and tight fitting leather, flowing trench coat, heeled boots. Plenty of trailing cable for the enemy to grab and tie them up with…

For further research, please refer to the novel ‘Skitarius’ by Rob Sanders. In the narrative, the main character (Haldron-44 Stroika) is a loyal, brave officer who is repeatedly captured and bullied by enemies. You will see my rendition of him above as the silver-haired, one eyed twink. A tech priest takes control of his body and humiliates him in front of an entire army as power play. A Dark Mechanicum priest ties him to a surgical table and teases him. And the Iron Warriors… sweet Omnissiah if I say what happens I will be suspended. But I have written a 12k word fanfic about his life as a Chaos toy, which has often been described as the sickest fanfic ever made for Warhammer (search ‘To Break a Soldier of the Machine God’ on AO3)

This is but a small example of such possibilities. I have no doubt that a Necron Overlord would collect harems of cute Skitarii to serve him. They are also prized pets among the Chaos Legions and Dark Eldar and their cute electronic screams can be heard across the entire galaxy.

All evidence point to the fact that Skitarii are bottoms wishing to be defeated and taught their place while they worship you.

Thank you for coming to my speech.

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My friend got pregnant at 17. Deeply religious family (she would be kivked out if they found out), one night stand, she just could NOT have the baby. Thing is we live in a country where abortion is illegal. Our only option was to illegally buy some pills online and hope they worked and we didnt go to jail

But these are hecking expensive and we needed to rush

So i set up a twitter/fb/insta/furaffinity/etc account and advertised my furry art EVERYWHERE. Im not that good but i said id draw basically anything no matter how weird (not cub art or anything illegal). I got a lot of weird coms (vore, scat, inflation and some i dont even understand) and for two weeks i did nothing but draw weird shit all day. My hand hurt so bad, but i got the money.

We spent a week afraid we'd been scammed and afraid we'd get caught, then a weekend afraid my friend might die once we did the procedure in my house. But it worked

I never told her how i got the money and i never will. Id rather die than tell her i funded her illegal abortion by drawing the wolf from robin hood swallowing robin through his belly button. Im pretty sure she thinks i was a prostitute for those two weeks and id rather her think that

To this day i gift her condoms on her bd as a joke bc im never doing that again

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can you draw sonic the hashbrown?

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