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here are some of my the hobbit (bilbo baggins) hot takes? i guess????? pt.1

Bilbo Baggins: He is not a skinny twelve year old boy, and it's really weird when artists make him look like one. I've seen some fan art like this and it just makes Thorin look like a creep. It's a funny joke but like... let's be fr Bilbo is not a twink and just because he's a hobbit (no facial hair and short compared to humans) doesn't mean he looks like a child. I personally LOVE chubby Bilbo and I love it even more when you can see some wrinkles in his smiles because he is a very facially expressive person!

Martin Freeman: I don't understand how this... man played two of the gayest characters in fandom culture ever (the infamous Bilbo Baggins and John Watson, of course) and at the same time is such an annoying piece of shit. No, I will not elaborate on this with sources but you cannot tell me the entire cast of the hobbit movies, especially Richard Armitage, wasn't fed up with this guy's bullshit. Then again, it's totally not my place to judge that, it's simply the vibe I'm getting from some bts stuff but obviously I don't know it for a fact. (but i do)

Queerness: Despite all of this, there is no other character that captures this gay trans guy vibe as well as movie!Bilbo Baggins and it drives me insane because that's literally me on the screen and then I remember the actor and I want to cry. They could've just casted me instead fr (no but seriously, imagine if they'd gone with Michael Sheen instead, who was originally intended to play Bilbo uggghhhh)

Wealth: Not exactly my own original thought process, but something life changing I heard on tiktok the other day - Bilbo Baggins is rich and conservative af. not a bad thing necessarily ... his unexpected adventure with the company was the one time he got out of that life, but at the end he went back to it!!!

Hair/eye colour: Genuinely, I'm confused. I love to write and read about his "oh so golden curls" but let's be real. Isn't his hair brown? I can't tell anymore!! I guess you could get away with calling him a blonde with green eyes but somehow at the same time he's brunett with hazel eyes????? maybe I'm colour blind or maybe i just hate colour theory

thanks for coming to my ted talk, might continue with pt. 2 about thorin

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I love writing. I LOVE WRITING. THE ART OF ALL ARTS.

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[talking shit about a guy] he could not earn the trust of a horse

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the company of thorin oakenshield would be the type of people who trash the movie theater while watching the minecraft movie

and then there's bilbo who works there and has to clean their mess

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choosing christine x phantom as a halloween couple's costume has the same oblivious energy as throwing a masked ball while a masked serial killer is on the loose

au fan fic where christine and raoul dress up as christine x phantom and erik sees them and is furious whennnn???