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writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

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do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

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i saw this haobin au prompt on twt and helloooo?! WHERES THE AO3 FIC

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✧.* take me on *ੈ✩‧₊˚

you're my flower and i'm your bee, you know you keep me alive. you're my reason for everything i do, the other half of me.

by saltnpaper

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Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said "When the teacher forgets to assign homework" before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling. I don't understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his head

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I love kpop because I get to have my normal person life and then I get to be insane. I’m currently making myself a nice cup of herbal tea and practicing my anti anxiety breathing techniques so I can make it through a video of zb1 playing with young children for 25 minutes without sobbing

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e-sports player zhang hao and basketball varsity player sung hanbin.

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my friend said gyubrick shopping dates and in my head it goes like

gyuvin: this looks good on you

ricky: really? (takes the item and heads straight to the counter)

gyuvin: you won't even try it?

ricky: you said it looks good on me

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zhang hao's style today is kinda insane i wanna fuck his stylist til they feel satisfied with their life

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If you'd like a reference for what Tumblr looked like when I joined it and then you might understand why people are saying it's copying Twitter

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oh im insane about woonghao too look at me ignore the context (hao’s reading a comment)

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Edit because people are becoming insufferable: sure, some other systems other than capitalism are the same, but consider this, you doorknobs, those aren’t the systems we currently live under, so I didn’t feel the need to mention them. Sorry you started making up statements and messages in your mind that weren’t ever in the initial post. Also, “actually, life sucks under every system” isn’t as gotcha an argument as you think.

Edit 2: this was a 10 note personal post for my several followers who would see it about a very specific experience, sorry for not taking into account the entirety of human experience, if you don’t relate, ignoring me is free.

Edit 3: to the people who have basically suggested “have you tried not being mentally ill?” Thanks, totally cured 👍 have you tried not being an ableist jerk?

Edit 4: Do tell me how full of energy you are at 8pm when you get home from a 12 hour shift doing repetitive soul sucking tasks, really, do tell

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this blog supports the yaoification of kpop ships

🥡 sio / mai 🥢

made this acc for zb1 / haobin (not specifically). twt kinda toxic and filled with fanwars so i’m OUT. still not sure how to navigate tumblr but we gonna get there eventually

leo, adult, gay, overly obsessed with the chinese twink. i feel like a victorian man when i see his tummy, legs, or neck. minors dni