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science fiction as a genre was invented specifically to show lesbians some greasy sweaty women in tank tops fixing machinery

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waiting for the claymation release of hoodwinked to get announced

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THEYRE WAKING UP

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holding in the weed smoke between canvassing texts (it does nothing)

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lonely rolling star but the lyrics now include the phrase "you're a lonely rolling star, like John and Paul from the Beatles"

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DEATH (XIII)

i'm surprised no one's done a w101 themed tarot deck before. maybe i'll do more of these..?

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i go insane about this quest at least three times a week. the fact that the wizard's subconscious conjured up not only a version of ambrose hellbent on destroying them (which has its own insane implications for both them and mellori), but a version of malistaire that is gentle and helpful. a version of him that maybe, whether they're aware of it or not, they wanted in their life (ESPECIALLY if you have a death wizard.) a version of him that perhaps they can piece together somewhat through cyrus. a version of him that is the antithesis of the malistaire they knew because if he hadn't turned into what he was, they wouldn't have been sent out on their first of many harrowing journeys.

the fact that this version of him still exists somewhere in their memory during empyrea makes me cry. it's heavily implied that the wizard is an adult by that point in time, and they're still, in their own way, grieving a man they didn't know but were sent to destroy as a teenager. grieving a man driven mad by his own grief. i'd say we were so robbed of this malistaire and the young wizard, but we weren't, because it was never going to be that way. without them existing as they do, there's no story, and that's what makes w101 such a tragedy at the end of the day

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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

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My psychic gf: we are getting dunkin donuts right i can see we're getting dunkin donuts very soon we are approaching the threshold of the timeline dunkin is reaching 90% likelihood can you feel it

Me: you know i can't fucking drive with you flashing 8k resolution images of donuts into my fucking head right

Boug Walker on my windshield:

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im like a wizard101 mob. find me walking around. im just walking around. sometimes im standing idly. but mostly im walking around

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worlds smuggest tween owning noobs on wizard101

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a gas leak wouldn't even affect me

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how many wet shirts worn submerged in tub water would be enough to ensnare someone to a watery fabricy grave

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when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

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Wikipedia has a "list of food" page that at first glance looks like it's been defaced but in actuality has been on the chopping block since 2006. The first category of food on the list is "Asparagus".