singlemaker
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singlemaker · 7 years ago
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[Spoiler Alert]
I’ve been thinking of this after episode 8.
冬を、頼む。
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singlemaker · 9 years ago
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Should you fight the fine arts students????
Musicians: Maybe. They have to run through the stress of reeds and bows and partials and 64th notes. If you catch them right after practice, competition, or audition, they will murder you without a thought in the most violent way possible but otherwise they are smol and harmless
Drawers/painters: No. They do not think. They are not human they are like psychopaths in human skin. If you breathe their way they will put toxic paint in your tea and you will die before you can say Picasso
Writers: Fight them before they get too powerful. They are crazy from dreaming up new lands and plotlines that their idea of reality is extremely fuzzy and cannot defend themselves properly. Trust me I am one of them
Photographers: These people are willing to risk their life to get the perfect shot. These people have almost died trying to get that said shot. They have nothing to lose, and they will be merciless into your death and they will kill you slowly and painfully
Digital Artists: fight them. They are usually weak from spending hours in front of a computer drawing up a perfect sketch and they'll be weak and undefended if you strike them from behind
Dancers: NEVER FIGHT THEM ARE YOU INSANE? these ppl are the ones who are the most aware of their bodily abilities and their kicks are super strong from doing all those spins and they will leap away before you can strike back and they will fight you mercilessly to the tune of the nutcracker. Never ever fight them. You will not be able to see them attack and you will be defenseless and pathetic as you die
Actors: What have actors done to you? They are tiny and helpless almost like little babies. If you like murdering babies go ahead, you monster
Singers: Depends. If it's a soprano, you better run the fuck away because they will use their voice to shatter the glass around you and you will die. If it's an alto or mezzosoprano, you better run the fuck away because they have unbridled rage from not being soprano and they do not care about releasing their rage on you. If it's a tenor you better run away but don't show them that you are scared bc they can smell fear. if it's a bass you can probs outrun them, but if you are cornered you will die. Oh, so that's not a depends. Its a HELL FUCKING NO
Sculptors: Yes fight them. First you must destroy their sculptures and weaken their morals and then stab them with their own broken pottery piece because they can't fight you back if you have their shattered work in their hands
Designers/Architects: Designers??? MAYBE??? Bc they have those giant scissors for cutting fabric but if you take them away they are defenseless like what are they gonna fight with? Clothes? And architects you better run away bc they can control rocks and marble and they will use their black magic to bury you underneath a mound of earth and your body will never be found
Filmmakers: Do you know what they have up their sleeve? No you dont. Could be props. Could be a harmless rabbit. COuld be knives. Don't fight them the risk is too great. Especially avoid the directors
Calligraphers: Do you really wanna fight them? I mean come on they only make pretty words for you and their art is so under-appreciated you should just give them a hug, refill their inkwell and silently walk away
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singlemaker · 9 years ago
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Undertale Gijinkas 3/3: Bratty&Catty+Toriel+Bonus
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singlemaker · 9 years ago
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Assistant!Leo coming from what I talked about in this post.
This is what I have in mind (for now) of how it all got started. At first it was only going to be for while Steven’s in the hospital, but they continued to work together even after Steven’s discharged, and it just sort of…went on from that.
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singlemaker · 9 years ago
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The mini-comic by Yasuhiro Nightow from DVD volume 1. Apologies if the translation doesn’t read smoothly.
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singlemaker · 9 years ago
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Thought I’d contribute to the Prattkeeping meme.
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singlemaker · 10 years ago
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Cyclone and Wonder Wheel?
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They are in Coney Island.
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The amusement park in Episode 9 is Deno’s Wonder Wheel Amusement Park.
Here is where it is on Google Maps.
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singlemaker · 10 years ago
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Some Trivia from Kekkai Sensen -part 2
Last time I asked for  megomego’s help for posting and translating my research on some trivia from Kekkai Sensen. I got my own Tumblr account now, so this time I'm posting this myself, but thanks to megomego again to make this post readable in English.
In Episode 1 &4 When Zapp and Leo walked together under a bridge There was a wonderful graffiti on red brick wall
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There are many graffiti with deers composed by vines around the world, and according to Next Door Nature
The one in NYC is in DUMBO(Down Under Manhattan Bridge Overpass), Brooklyn 
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Reference: http://nextdoornature.org/about/
In Episode 3, Klaus was making a call out from a police station
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It's 8th Precinct from Person of Interest
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According to POI wiki, its name in reality is Tony Dapolito Recreation Center
In Episode 4, when the title of the episode came on, it was on an album cover
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Which is a referenced from the Soundtrack from Son of Dracula
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and the mother album Son of Schmilsson
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singlemaker · 10 years ago
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BTW it’s on  192 E 56th St.
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Jack & Rockets = Johnny Rockets? Image via Google Maps
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singlemaker · 10 years ago
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First Post in Tumblr
Tumblr newbie here.Looking for guide and trying to find some advice on Internet. Tumblr新手在此,正在尋找老手帶練(喂),也在網路上看教學。
I’m not an English thinker so please let me know if I have had some poor understanding in English no matter in reading or writing. 我不是用英文思考的使用者,所以如果我在理解英文時(無論讀寫)有什麼不OK的地方,請不吝告知。
I think I will try to write something in bilingual  like this one if possible. 我可能會用雙語張貼文章就是。
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singlemaker · 10 years ago
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Posting on behave of my friend singlemaker, who doesn’t have a Tumblr account. Credits goes to him for finding these, I only did the translation for him.
Added external link to the pictures for better viewing of the details.
Here are some interesting trivia from Kekkai Sensen by the animation...
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