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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, PTSDee (S12E07)

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Happy Valentine’s Day! Feel free to send Valentines asks to my muse(s)!

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Timeline: 2nd June 2019, Saturday, 7:00 p.m. Location: River’s apartment in Manhattan. Mood: Calm, quiet. Attire: See above. The bunny is River’s kid neighbor’s pet…

After his trip to Honolulu back in April, Rian headed back home to the UK to work on some project. He has now returned to New York and is spending some time with his good friend River who is still struggling to combat his depression… Rian doesn’t plan to do much this weekend. On Monday, he will meet with possible business partners for his next project.

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Timeline: 17th August 2018, Friday, 12:49 a.m. Location: JFK, New York. Mood: Worried. Scared. Attire: See above.

Eirian immediately flew back to New York as soon as he received a phone call from River’s manager. He is very concerned and blaming himself for what happened to River. At one point before the incident, he told himself that he needed to get away from the musician and now he regretted such thoughts. He abandoned his project back home and will be staying in the U.S. until he is sure that his friend is safe and had fully recovered.

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Send ✵ and my muse will answer the following.  

Their first impression of your muse:

Current impression:  

Are they attracted to your muse?:  

Something they find frightening about your muse:

Something they find adorable about your muse:  

Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:  

Would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic:  

One word my muse would use to describe yours:  

Would my muse slap yours if they could?:

Would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

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Send me a ★ and i'll answer...

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[] YES.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[] Yes.

[] No.

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Get to know - River

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01. Full name: Saša River Leventis02. Best friend: Lucas, one of his bandmates03. Sexuality: Bisexual04. Favorite color: Red, orange05. Relationship status: Single06. Ideal mate: He would say he has none not because he believes ‘there’s no one out there for him.’ He’s too fucked to bother to be involved with anyone at the moment.07. Turn-ons: Ear-bite, neck-bite, hand under his shirt, slow teasing… Rubbing him over his jeans while driving in his car.08. Favorite food: Anything pasta. And seafood.09. Crushes: He’s rolling his eyes.10. Favorite music: Oldies, classic rock. 11. Biggest fear: Being alone.12. Biggest fantasy: Actually feeling happy.13. Bad habits: Getting drunk until he can’t remember shit.14. Biggest regret: He thinks he’s a sell-out. He regrets being a popular musician.15. Best kept secrets: Something that has got to do with his brother…16. Last thought: ‘Fuck everyone.’ He is currently preparing to perform at the Garden.17. Worst romantic experience: Each and every one of his past relationships. He’s not an ideal romantic partner. He thinks there’s nothing wrong with him but he’s got so much going on in his head he can’t give what people he cared about need. But he’s always the one leaving them and it’s always the same story - He’d claim he’s misunderstood and doesn’t want to waste time. Prick.18. Biggest insecurity: He’s never good enough for his father.19. Weapon of choice: His fist. He thinks he’s tough. He can actually throw a good punch.20. Role Model: Eirian Lewis, a movie producer who helped him and his group to become established musicians.

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{ seth; get to know my characters }

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01. Full name: François Seth Gervais Essam02. Best friend: Issa Gámez - editor at a publication almost as popular as the one he works for03. Sexuality: Homosexual, with a strong fascination with breasts04. Favorite color: Black, all things and everything in the color black05. Relationship status: Bitter - that’s a relationship status06. Ideal mate: Intelligent, charismatic, multilingual, nasty as fuck. unafraid of a partner who enjoys silk stockings and a pair of stilettos women’s size ten, distant and unbothered by his moodiness, someone who doesn’t want to change him07. Turn-ons: Fingers tugging at his hair from the roots, breath on his skin, dirty talk, conversations that go on for hours, assertiveness08. Favorite food: Fesenjān and Tah Chin09. Crushes: he recently overcame his infatuation with Anderson Cooper. He still has a thing for James Purefoy circa Rome and The Following. 10. Favorite music: Jazz, Big Band, Rat Pack, Classic Rock force fed to him by his father11. Biggest fear: Failure12. Biggest fantasy: Pulitzer Prize Winning Journalist preceding his name13. Bad habits: Cursing, Self Sabotage, Offering his opinions when not asked, Interrupting others14. Biggest regret: Not taking that shit position with CNN15. Best kept secrets: No secrets. They’re bad for his career and he can’t hold shit anyway.16. Last thought: Do they make muzzles for children (while staring at his cousin with her daughter)17. Worst romantic experience: the one time he played lovesick idiot while one of his professors fed him bullshit Walt Whitman lines and lies for the entire Spring semester and then married his Grad Assistant the following summer.18. Biggest insecurity: His career and the fact he hasn’t achieved more19. Weapon of choice: Macbook Pro - Words are better than any fist and once published - they last forever20. Role Model:  Albert Camus - he even named the secret blog he ran in college, L’Étranger, after his book

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Chilly road trips through the Rockies

© alexandra

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ATTRACTION MEME ;;

If your muse is attracted to my muse’s LOOKS, send a ➤ !! If your muse is attracted to my muse’s PERSONALITY, send a ★ !! If your muse is attracted to mine ROMANTICALLY, send a ❥ !! If your muse is attracted to mine PLATONICALLY, send a ✿ !! If your muse is attracted to mine SEXUALLY, send a Ⓡ !! If your muse is has POTENTIAL to be attracted to mine in any of the above, send a ↳ , along with the symbol has potential !! If it’s UNREQUITED, send a ☢ along with the symbol of which is unrequited !!

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Character : Seth Gervais

I’m going to tell you something: thoughts are never honest. Emotions are.

- Albert Camus 

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Send 📱 for the name and/or pic of your muse in my muses phone

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OTP : River and Seth

There is so much stubborn hope in the human heart. 

Can we really call these two an OTP? Originally a hate ship that some how became a lust ship. They’re headed for disaster, both separately and together, but I don’t want to stop it. What will become of these two? Who knows but they definitely have a way of bringing out both the best and worse in each other. I think there’s areas of their lives they’ve yet to explore or think about until they’ve crossed paths. They’re one of my favorites for both their messiness and their potential. 

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Confess something you’ve thought about me on anon...

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send me "what's your favorite.." asks 💫

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{ one symbol, one pairing, five headcanons }

Ohhh… I was gonna do Carlos and Naima but I decided, let’s go with River and Seth instead… They’re not friends - yet - but…

friends with benefits; river & seth

the first two times they hooked up, river was drunk but it’s not true what he told seth that he doesn’t remember anything. coz his ass sure does.

river doesn’t consider seth his friend but he finds himself running to the other’s flat whenever eirian’s not in town… i can’t decide yet whether this is bad or good for either of them.

seth always has food so river likes hanging out at his flat. he says he’s there to eat but we both river’s a fat liar.

when river’s around seth, he doesn’t seem to have the urge to drink a lot. which is good.

both of them are definitely waiting to hook-up again just neither’s gonna admit to it coz cowards.

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send me ✓and my muse will state one thing they find attractive about your muse