being mutuals with both halves of a couple is like being adopted
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if Candice has a picture phone why did she never just take a photo of what phineas and ferb were doing and text it to her mom
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i never knew that i was pirating anime and manga as a kid like i genuinely just thought it was free online
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What [car] would you build a time machine out of?
an old VW Beetle because it wouldn't look out of place literally anywhere
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The fucking job market is abysmal
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some damianya spiderverse au stuff!! KDJSHXHS
Inspired by this cute fanfic <3
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imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers
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starting a collection
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denji thinkin he was in his shoujo manga era
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happy anniversary to the greatest thing that ever came out of this fucking website
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i want them fighting like children as in pushing each others faces away, i'm not touching you with a finger a centimeter away, tripping each other in the hallway bc somehow that's flirting do u see the vision or am i alone
we may never diagnose what the hell their problem is
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cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead
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"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.
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babe are you okay you've barely mentioned peeling oranges for your lover today
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