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simplifiedemotions
Rehearsed Virtues
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simplifiedemotions · 18 hours ago
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Not pertinent to anything in particular but I do think it's kinda weird that we keep depicting cavemen in media crawling around on all fours covered in dirt with tangled, matted hair, speaking in broken, cobbled-together toddler language when like.
They were us.
Like literally genetically they were US, just like. A while ago.
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Would you trust a TV caveman with a baby? Probably not
A real life caveman though??? I think they'd be at least okay at it
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simplifiedemotions · 1 day ago
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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also
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simplifiedemotions · 1 day ago
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is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me
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simplifiedemotions · 1 day ago
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Sometimes you watch a show and you're like: wow, they had a serious show bible for this. And you just know it's treated like the holy grail it is by everyone involved, that it's laminated, that it's got annotations, footnotes, color coordination, a section for foreshadowing, callbacks, foils and parallels, that an eye blink doesn't get blunk without it matching that character's arc for the season and the show overall.
And sometimes you watch a show and you know that show had a pamphlet, one with, say, the word TEEN written on the front, WOLF on the back and just [TBD] splatted inside, probably with (abs?) scrawled on the bottom somewhere. And someone put their gum in it around the start of the fourth season.
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simplifiedemotions · 1 day ago
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Do you ever look at a sparrow and think, "that bird is really wasting her potential?"
No. That thought would clang against the simple dignity we sense in nature, the dignity of a living thing inhabiting a life.
You are that sparrow. You are the branch she rests upon.
You embody that same dignity.
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simplifiedemotions · 1 day ago
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“The conventional wisdom of the Tower of Babel story is that the collapse was a misfortune. That it was the distraction, or the weight of many languages that precipitated the tower’s failed architecture. That one monolithic language would have expedited the building and heaven would have been reached. Whose heaven, she wonders? And what kind? Perhaps the achievement of Paradise was premature, a little hasty if no one could take the time to understand other languages, other views, other narratives period. Had they, the heaven they imagined might have been found at their feet. Complicated, demanding, yes, but a view of heaven as life; not heaven as post-life.”
— Toni Morrison’s Nobel lecture, December 7, 1993
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simplifiedemotions · 1 day ago
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Ive come up with the phrase "blorbo-in-law" which is a fictional character who isn't, like, YOUR blorbo from YOUR shows but it is your mutual's blorbo who you nevertheless have developed strong opinions about due to long term dash exposure
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simplifiedemotions · 2 days ago
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SOLO LEVELING: On To The Next Target
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simplifiedemotions · 2 days ago
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Thank you, Jinwoo. - Ore dake Level Up na Ken S2: Arise from the Shadow - Episode 9
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simplifiedemotions · 2 days ago
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Your honor, they were watering down my favorite character and not letting them be a jerk.
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simplifiedemotions · 2 days ago
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For those close to him, Jinwoo suddenly becoming unrecognizably tall, dark, handsome, and FLUSH with cash from a job he is famously the Worst In The Entire World at, should all seem very suspicious.
But I am dedicated to the vision that there is a completely logical and sensible explanation to all this if you simply assume Jinwoo started an OnlyFans.
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simplifiedemotions · 2 days ago
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awar odhiang by constantin schlachter for numero netherlands
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simplifiedemotions · 2 days ago
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Harry Potter Aesthetics — Neville Longbottom
It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.
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1000 Picspams Challenge | #475 Harry Potter Couples | Hermione Granger & Tom Marvolo Riddle
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simplifiedemotions · 2 days ago
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I think a lot about how we as a culture have turned “forever” into the only acceptable definition of success.
Like… if you open a coffee shop and run it for a while and it makes you happy but then stuff gets too expensive and stressful and you want to do something else so you close it, it’s a “failed” business. If you write a book or two, then decide that you don’t actually want to keep doing that, you’re a “failed” writer. If you marry someone, and that marriage is good for a while, and then stops working and you get divorced, it’s a “failed” marriage.
The only acceptable “win condition” is “you keep doing that thing forever”. A friendship that lasts for a few years but then its time is done and you move on is considered less valuable or not a “real” friendship. A hobby that you do for a while and then are done with is a “phase” - or, alternatively, a “pity” that you don’t do that thing any more. A fandom is “dying” because people have had a lot of fun with it but are now moving on to other things.
I just think that something can be good, and also end, and that thing was still good. And it’s okay to be sad that it ended, too. But the idea that anything that ends is automatically less than this hypothetical eternal state of success… I don’t think that’s doing us any good at all.
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simplifiedemotions · 2 days ago
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The way I relate to murderbot is like nothing else I’ve ever experienced. I am also generally confused by other humans. I am then also simultaneously confused with myself. I don’t feel like a real person most of the time. Daily existential crisis? Yes. Bodily fluids might as well be alien matter to me. Unacceptable, then, that I’m not a sentient rogue SecUnit programmed with various functions that would make daily living just a little bit easier.
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simplifiedemotions · 2 days ago
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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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