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reminders for today:

if you or someone you know might need it in the next few years, purchase plan b. the shelf life of plan b is 4 years, and we might not be able to access it as easily as we can now in the days ahead.

if you are larger/plus size: go online and purchase ella instead of plan b. plan b is less effective if you aren’t under 160 pounds.

if you can, purchase books that project 2025 is looking to ban.

mass deportations are starting. if you see ice vehicles or agents, yell ice raid and la migra as loud as you can.

if someone asks who you voted for, keep your mouth shut. they’re fishing for traitors.

if anyone, anyone at all asks about your neighbors or their legal status in the us, you know nothing. don’t be the reason that their family is separated.

if anyone asks about your religion or lack thereof, keep it vague. this administration will look for any excuse to persecute you.

your friends are trans or queer? for the next four years they’re not. don’t expose anyone’s status as a trans or queer person to anyone else, even if you think you can trust them.

did someone you know get an abortion? no, they didn’t. they were never pregnant.

in short, don’t be a snitch, and keep to yourself these next four years. we’ll make it through this even if it seems hopeless at times.

we can survive this. we’ve survived before, and we’ll survive again.

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Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees

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"shannon likes love triangles" OR WHAT IF she likes all triangles and she's actually being controlled by Bill Cipher and she's building a portal to another dimension what if Ford Pines wrote kotlc [post now]

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Staying alive was never Jason's strong suit

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you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

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honestly saying “oh it comes with lore” about anything that has text explaining the use and or contents is one of the funniest th

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okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

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rlly need a nerdy guy to yap to me about literally anything while i play with his hair pretty please

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Garfield

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it was affection that held us together

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College AU

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Kakashi being Kakashi | Naruto S04E101

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Me at any social gathering when there’s an animal there

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If anyone needs a perpetually sleepy boy that you can cuddle for hours, I'm right here

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I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

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reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die