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Transforms into a werewolf dramatically but the werewolf just turns in a circle and curls up and takes a nap and i wake up in the morning in shredded clothes like "wow. i feel really refreshed actually."

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I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.

It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.

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One thing I love about Judaism is that long involved conversations about things like “can a zombie attend shul?” or “can i use my pet dragon to light candles on shabbat?” or “is meat from a replicator kosher?” are seen as completely normal.

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Chinese giant salamander (娃娃鱼) a.k.a ‘baby fish’ due to the sound they make that sounds like a baby crying.

The Chinese giant salamander is one of the largest salamanders and one of the largest amphibians in the world. It is fully aquatic and is endemic to rocky mountain streams and lakes in the Yangtze river basin of central China.

The Chinese giant salamander is considered to be a "living fossil". Although protected under Chinese laws, its population has faced severe declined over the last 70 years and is currently (2022) listed as threatened. There are evidence indicating that the Chinese giant salamander may be composed of at least five cryptic species, further compounding each individual species' endangerment.

Here is a video of a 200-year-old Chinese giant salamander that was found in a cave.

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The Eternal Couple 🖤🧡

Saaya and Cleopatra have been courting for 4 years now and whenever they are together it’s a sight to behold. They live in India’s Kabini forest.

They are so beautiful.

& they have children together too!

Also, fun fact: Saaya means the ‘Shadow’

Photographs taken by Mithun H.

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I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

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imagine hiring an assassin and they talk to you in a customer service voice

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girl help! sold my soul to pay for my wizard student wizard loans

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D&D character screen commission. Loved working on this magical room!

Insta: @debbiebalboa

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So I saw someone baling green hay the other day the former farm girl in me screamed. If the farmer had been right there, I would’ve stopped and taken him to task.

Then I realized that for all the cottage-core, suburban homesteading, and other such things on the internet, that the reason why you don’t bale green hay might not be that well known.

Those of you with common sense are probably thinking along the lines of, “You have to cure it first so it doesn’t rot” and…

You see, the process that turns hay from green to golden brown is exothermic, which means it creates heat. With it loose out in the air, it’s not a big deal. When it’s all bundled up in a hay bale, there’s nowhere for the heat to go. And it can become a self-sustaining chemical process.

Which means the next thing you know, your barn is on fire because the hay spontaneously combusted.

So please, don’t bale green hay.

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There’s a beautiful lake down in the forest. What do you say we go for a swim? We could leave our clothes on the shore and…

Request: Mary and Francis in the lake in 3.05

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✨These are going to make some Hellenics mad but the visuals are stunning🤩

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