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Fuck Trump and fuck everyone who voted for him.

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Lucanis: Growl to unnerve your enemies.

Taash: *growls*

Me:

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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hey where’s that post about how it’s important to be aware before recommending/calling suicide hotlines that They Will Call The Cops On You. i have it saved somewhere but i can’t find it & i want to reblog it today For No Particular Reason

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this blog hates donald trump

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any trans person reading this I love you

any woman reading this I love you

any poc minority reading this I love you

any queer person reading this I love you

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Part 2 of my !Non-Serious! take of the Dragon Age companions going off of ✨vibes✨ (if we see them in another game, they get a new take)

Inquisition

1. Cassandra- eldest daughter burn out

2. Leliana- domme who talks you thru it 😌

3. Sera- look at me being manic 🤪 (dont cancel me for my fetish)

4. Dorian- conversion camp survivor

5. Ironbull- himbo bi wifeguy

6. Cole- haunted victorian child

7. Vivienne- walked so Mel Medarda could run

8. Solas- that "emo" kid who listens to skillet but thinks mcr is trash

9. Cullen- former frat boy turned "feminist" (now that i have a daughter i've realized women are ppl)

10. Josephine- evie if she never broke rick out of jail

Veilguard

1. Neve- sherlock holmes minus the ego, add compassion

2. Lace- the mom friend mom-friending to keep from spiraling into existential crisis

3. Bellara- bubbly manic gifted kid sliding toward burnout depression

4. Lucanis- 🎶a single mom who works 2 jobs, who loves her kids and never stops🎶

5. Emmerich- the badger from Narnia

6. Davrin- VERY reluctant cat dad

7. Taash- wanted to do a solo project but forced to work in a group

8. Varric- "i may have spoken too soon"

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Part 1 of my !Non-Serious! take of the Dragon Age companions going off of ✨vibes✨ (if we see them in another game, they get a new take)

origins:

1. Alistair- self proclaimed class clown who peaked in hs

2. Morrigan- Queen of Mommy Issues

3. Ogrhen- lifted ford 350 alpha male

4. Leliana- embodiment of age gap lesbian situationship after effect

5. Zevran- i'm here to fuck and .....no, that's it, just fuck.

6. Wynne- grandmother who somehow adopted the neighborhood kids

7. Shale- runner up in the resting bitch face competition

8. Sten- 🥇resting bitch face competition

Dragon Age II

1. Anders- mommy told me i'm the most specialist boy and if you don't agree i'm going to 👹throw👹a👹Tantrum

2. Aveline- an ACTUAL cop with morals???

3. Isabela- love child of Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow

4. Merrill- insanely smart....cause of the 'tism. everyone assumes she's stupid....also cause of the 'tism

5. Fenris- the Trauma (self inflicted and otherwise) gives me a free pass to be The Asshole

6. Carver- horrifying mix of Momma's Boy and Middle Child Syndrome

7. Bethany- BoyMom neglectee

8. Varric- THE Gossip Queen 💅(so no one asks personal questions)

9. Sebastian- this cult is my cult. there are many like it but this one is Mine

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We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to take their own lives. Raise. Awareness.

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please reblog so everyone can get a treat :))

GET POUNCED ON!!!

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"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

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My mom just asked me if I had a sticker of Jesus on my car.

The sticker in question:

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gotta love hip bones tattoos

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This is the best idea in the history of film.

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reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

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Desperately needed to have this on my blog