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Mattie smiled.

“The burger place sounds good.” he said.

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“Excellent! There’s a cool burger joint not too far from here if you’re interested?” Cheyro gestured in the general direction of the restaurant but was also quick to add, “But we could always go somewhere else instead. It’s up to you.”

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Obscure Disney Starters

“You’re my very best friend.”

“We’ll always be friends forever, won’t we?”

“Darling, forever is a long, long time, and time has a way of changing things.”

“I’ll let you go this one time.”

“Those days are over.”

“If it’s the last thing I do, I’ll get you for this!”

“Why are you so freakishly annoying?”

“You don’t know what it’s like to be rejected and treated like a criminal.”

“I promise, I will never try to be good again.”

“It’s “make your mamas proud” time!”

“I’m bad, and that’s good! I will never be good, and that’s not bad! There’s no one I’d rather be than me.”

“If you die outside of your own game, you don’t regenerate. EVER! Game over.”

“I don’t wanna be the bad guy anymore.”

“News flash: neither one of us is getting what we want!”

“I should thank you. But… it’d be more fun to kill you!”

“Look down there. Tell me what you see.”

“You win. Come on. I’ll take you home.”

“But remember this, Pigeon, a human heart has only so much room for love and affection.”

“Haven’t you a family?”

“Aw, come on, kid. Start building some memories.”

“I thought you were right behind me. Honest.”

“Just name your price, dear.”

“Come now, I’m being more than generous.”

“I’m not sleepy. I’m hungry.”

“Why, I wouldn’t stay here if you asked me to.”

“All this has happened before, and it will all happen again.”

“This time you’ve gone too far!”

“I came to listen to your stories.”

“We’ve so little time; we sail in the morning.”

“You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!”

“It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change.”

“I was just wondering if you could help me find my way.”

“You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself.”

“Well, when one’s lost, I suppose it’s good advice to stay where you are, until someone finds you.”

“If I listened earlier, I wouldn’t be here.”

“What do you know about this unfortunate affair?”

“All ways here are my ways!”

“In my world, the books would be nothing but pictures.”

“What’s the matter my dear, don’t you care for tea?”

“Ahoy, and other nautical expressions!”

“It’s not *entirely* hopeless.”

“You look as if you’re in some kind of trouble.”

“You’re a cheap fraud and impostor!”

“Now, you will remember to smile for the camera, won’t you?”

“I’m afraid that you’ve gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me.”

“You should have chosen your friends more carefully.”

“Isn’t it clear to you? The superior mind has triumphed! I’ve won!”

“I was just wonderin’, are we good guys or bad guys?”

“I knew it! I knew this would happen! I tried to warn you, but no, no, no, you wouldn’t listen. You just had to.”

“You don’t just walk up to a girl, hand her a bouquet and say, “Hey, remember me? We were kids together. Will you marry me?” No, it just isn’t done that way.”

“Why, someday, you’ll be called a great hero.”

“Wait a minute. There’s a law against robbing royalty. I’ll catch you later.”

“Of course you’ve been robbed!”

“Surely he must know how much I really love him.”

“Ah, stop worrying. This disguise will fool my own mother.”

“I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I come in?”

“That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.”

“I don’t want your help, I want you safe.”

“Won’t you please be my prisoner, please, please, please!”

“Why do I not have the surprised feeling?”

“Your mother can’t be with you anymore.”

“Don’t look back! Keep running! Keep running!”

“I have to do this and we are running out of time!”

“The ONLY way to get what you want in this world is through hard work.”

“You do not know how to have FUN. There. Somebody had to say it.”

“All my years. No one’s ever done anything like this for me.”

“You know, if you are going to let every little thing bother you, it is going to be a very long night!”

“So, we got ourselves a deal?”

“This is just a minor setback in a major operation!”

“I can’t believe that I’m doing this.”

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REACTION MEME: Bruised and Broken Version

“Woah, when did you get that?”

“Who did this to you?”

“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”

“You’re saying this was an accident?”

“What a shiner!”

“If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”

“I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”

“Does it hurt when I touch it?”

“Let me kiss it better.”

“If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”

“Another fight?”

“What happened to your face?”

“I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”

“Let’s get you to bed.”

“Let’s get you to the hospital.”

“Why are you so calm about this?”

“You’re bleeding!”

“What are friends for, ey?”

“So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”

“You need to look where you’re going.”

“I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”

“Do you want to tell me what really happened?”

“Don’t move! You’ll faint!”

“I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”

“You’re the clumsiest person I know.”

“I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”

“How could you be so careless?”

“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”

“H-how many of them were there?”

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Mattie looked, surprised at the offer, to say the least.

“I... Uh... su-sure. I’d love too...” he said, giving a faint smile.

“Do you want to have lunch sometime?”

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Your muse finds mine, staggering down a road at night, with torn, dirty clothes and nothing else. Send “How did you get here?” to pick them up.

To switch roles, send “I don’t know where I am.”

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Shit I’ve said to my cat; sentence starters

“What are you doing?”

“What did you knock over?”

“Don’t eat that!”

“What’s in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth?!?”

“Plastic isn’t food.”

“How did you get up there?”

“Are you stuck? You got yourself up there, you can get down.”

“I have to pee – can you move?”

“It’s so early, please stop.”

“I haven’t seen you in hours. Where were you hiding?”

“I know you’re trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.”

“Don’t be mean! I’m just trying to love you!”

“You’re just the cutest thing ever.”

-points to mirror-  “That’s you!”

“I’m trying to take a picture of you, please stop moving.”

“You haven’t moved in hours.”

“How can you be such a bed hog? You’re so tiny!”

“You have the cutest nose.”

“Look at those feet-ies!”

“You’re like a gargoyle up there.”

“Don’t bite me, that’s rude.”

“You look so comfortable. I wish I could be that comfortable.”

“All you do is sleep and eat. That’s the life.”

“You are so lazy. You would not survive in the wild.”

“Could you blink, or something? You’re starting to freak me out.”

“Those squirrels look like they’re doing something shifty.”

- boops nose -

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Everyone say hello to Ana!

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Maria gave a confused look as the air twisted and warped a bit around her hand, but she shook it off, hearing Pan accept the help.

She nodded as she placed a hand on Pan’s shoulder, her other hand wrapped around her Holy Symbol, a pendant in the shape of a coin with an eye surrounded by several stars on it, as she muttered a small pray, a soft lavender glow appearing around her hand as she cast Cure Wounds.

“How’s that?” she asked, taking a step back, knowing that Pan probably didn’t trust her all that much. She may have come a bit too quickly, but she had been worried when she heard Pan cry out when she had stepped into the trap.

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“Are you sure? I can heal the bruising if you want.” Maria offered.

She jumped a bit at the sound of the chuckling. She looked towards where it came from, seeing the flash of pink. She blinked a moment before turning her attention back to Pan.

“Well… even the best of us don’t always look where we’re going, right?”

She lay there in an appropriately disheveled manner for a long moment before she rolled over and scooted over to the tree the trap had been rigged from. After a moment of hesitation, she dug slim fingers into a crack in the bark and used that to pull herself up.

As she moved, there was a small tinkle of metal from her earrings. There was actually a twig caught in the chain of one of them, as well as a smattering of dead leaves in her hair and on her clothes. That could be dealt with in a moment, though. 

As she stood, she leaned against the tree and shifted to test her weight on the lg that had been trapped. Sure enough, it wasn’t going to want to support her weight.  Blue eyes flickered over to the eladrin measuringly as she sent a mental message to her familiar to keep watch for whoever set the trap. It was a little too convenient that someone had happened across her so soon after such an incident.

Pan twisted the hand that held the card in the air, flashing the image of a crab surrounded by stylized waves  before the air around her hand seemed to twist and warp slightly as the card popped out of existence. 

“… I suppose I could use the help. Never let it be said that I was so prideful as to try to hobble out of unfamiliar territory on a bum leg.” A roll of her eyes as her now-empty hand was placed lightly on her chest.

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Devora giggled a bit as the kitten sniffed his hand.

“It’s actually just an old leather pouch. Just turned I made her small enough to fit in it.” she said, a small hint that the kitten was most likely the result of a spell. She reached down and pet the kitten on its head, earning another small meow.

“Her name’s Sunset.” she said, smiling.

Evening Stroll

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“That would be awesome, thank you.” Devora said, smiling. Eh, she didn’t mind if she had to pay full price. She had more then enough money. Twas the life of a hunter, she supposed.

“Name’s Devora Naïlo. Nice to meet you Varric.” she introduced. She noticed how far he seemed to be, but didn’t mind weather he wanted to be closer or not. Considerate.

A soft meow came from a small bag on her waist as a very small orange kitten poked its head out and looked around with bright blue eyes.

Varric gives a small noise of surprise, but recovers with a chuckle, when he notes the kitten, “You know, I’ve got a friend who wouldn’t mind a cat pouch. Seems handy for cat lovers.” He stops to offer his hand out to the cat, so it can sniff him. “I’ve got a bulldog myself, though he usually keeps quarter at the tavern where I’m staying.”

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Polly let out a small bark as Lee put her down on the nest, waking around in a circle a couple times before laying down and curling into a small ball with a small huff, her tail wagging as she relaxed.

This was a very comfy place!

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Polly let Lee pick her up, giving a small bark of confirmation as her tail wagged.

Being carried like an actually puppy? Oh this was going to be lots of fun! She couldn’t remember if she’d ever been carried like this!

Lee cheerfully trots along to his plush stash, bright eyed and bushy tailed, and starts digging up toys in various states of disrepair.

It’s only once he’s got a good comfy nest made does he put Polly back down. There’s all manner of plush animals, but it seems like Lee favors ones meant for smaller children, ones with interesting and varying textures and chewy bits. “Bwuff!” This is a good place for puppies, he thinks! 

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Ask my muse for arcane advice or help performing a spell.

A little something for all you lovely witch and spellcaster muses!

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Send “Witch!” to accuse my muse of witchcraft.

Requested by @demonoparous

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HC: Kattie has a cat plush she carries around with her

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