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what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

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reminder to all 14-19 year olds girls. that grown man does not like you. you are a victim

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achieving enlightenment

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phenomenon that i think is funny

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2 more commission slots available for right now!!! More may open soon but for right now only 2 left!

First come first serve!!!

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I ate a babybel cheese wheel in from of him

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this is so stupid

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Go my cookies

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"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"

I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

EDIT: added a keep reading cause this is a long post lol

EDIT: everyone in the comments needs to shut up or I will turn comments off, stop arguing, jeez

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”getting thicker skin” is great in theory but I think for some people “get better at handling your thin skin” is gonna be way more helpful advice. I have strong emotional reactions to criticism and they might never go away, but i can continue to try and handle each situation maturely and that’s the important part. Sometimes irrational feelings are chronic and living with them is better than trying to beat yourself up into not having them.

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Tenna snake and mouse spamton

Murder

Or just biting

Or whatever you want I'm not the boss of you

Please?

day 52 he wanted to eat the pipis but their mother beat him to it

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MASTERPOST FOR ALL MY ONE-SHOT FICS! Short and sweet fics you can read in a few minutes for fun!

The Sunset Shimmer Study: A short fic about Twilight discovering that sunset is an unicorn from another dimension and wanting to investigate this by researching her-- All while Midnight Sparkle is inside her head giving her imput.

Wallflower Blush's 'am I the asshole?': My shortest fic. A simple take on Forgotten Friendship and its fallout through the perspective of Wallflower Blush using reddit to try to workshop if what she's doing is wrong.

Misty Punches Opaline: My one and only g5 fic. it's exactly what the title implies, heh.

Making Up for Lost time: A short story regarding rarijack only becoming canon after the events of the show, when everyone is older, wiser, and more tired, where these two are the last of the mane 6 six in ponyville, and often see each other.

EPIC LESBIAN BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!: My one and only appledash fic lmao. These two lesbians will compete to see who is the greatest lesbian in all of Equestria.

Chrysalis's final gambit: Chrysalis is getting desperate after she's lost everything, and in that desperation, tries rizzing Celestia up.

Chrysalis vs The World: The sequel of the aformentioned fic. Before Chrysalis can smooch Celestia, she must get past Celestia's entire extended family.

Celestia vs Celestia: TWO DIFFRENT CELESTIA'S COMPETE OVER THE PARENTAL OWNERSHIP OF SUNSET SHIMMER. BY FIGHTING PHISICALLY!! Fun fact, this is my most successfull fic ever lmao.

TWILIGHT vs TWILIGHT: The sequel to 'Celestia vs Celestia' in which now it's the Two Twilight's turns to fight for Sunset Shimmer's affection-- And surely nothing else crazy happens, certainly?

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You idiot…………… You just fed that american a Slutburger.

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hello again quail-sized grandpa!!!

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Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

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When you’re mid sentence and suddenly forget literally everything you were talking about