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giving (unsolicited) advice 🫶

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Be a man ( Robin )

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thought this was funny for a sticker

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Bouys.

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...♡

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bruce trapped underneath puppy pile of children. if he moves he is evil and hates them

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Ain’t they cuteeee (*ˊᗜˋ*) (sorry for all the Tim fans.. I was too tired to continue)

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So I redrew it…uh Lesbians

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Hangin’ around

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A long time ago…

Bruce, walking into the kitchen: Ack! My eyes! They burn!

Dick, just trying to eat his waffles: Shut up! *rolling his eyes and pouting*

Bruce: I know it’s free dress day at school, but damn

Dick: You just don’t understand my fashion genius!

Bruce: *deadpan* You don’t have any, which is exactly why I made sure you went to Gotham Academy.

Bruce: They have a uniform

Dick, shoving two pancakes in his mouth and choking slightly: *muffled* I don’t need this.

Bruce: You’re wearing neon green and electric blue. I’m the one who doesn’t need this.

Dick, turning around with his eyes narrowed: Ya know, people think I’m cool!

Bruce, reaching over and pinching Dick’s cheek: Of course they do, I think you’re the coolest, you know that. *peppers Dick’s cheek with kisses*

Bruce: *smirking* But the clothes you choose to wear are atrocious.

Dick, struggling out of Bruce’s hold: I’m staying after school for one of my clubs! Don't pick me up!

Bruce: Ooh, is it one of your many nerd clubs?

Dick: That’s rich coming from you! Mister Greatest Detective

Bruce: Oof! *clutching chest* Right in my heart! My own child! My flesh and blood! How you wound me so!

Dick, unable to stop himself from laughing: Bye, Bruce! Love you!

Bruce: Love you too! Make good choices

Dick: I will not!

Bruce: Yeah, obviously. What was I thinking? *goes to eat breakfast*

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finally finished this wip!!

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JONATHAN KENT JUST FULLY BODIED BATMAN'S ARGUMENTS IN THREE SENTENCES. GOOD. Like, he does it with kindness and because he knows Bruce is looking out for them and wants them to be safe, but also he's right and his point stands--if Bruce is strong enough to withstand looking for the good even in supposedly "bad" people, he's strong enough to withstand being wrong about them if he is indeed wrong, well, then Jon Samuel Kent, son of Superman, is also strong enough to do the same. And they should trust him, because Bruce of all people should understand exactly what Jon's going through.

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never forget how fucking funny DCAMU Alfred and Damian's relationship was. Alfred fucking hated that child and it was hysterical. Damian barely even did anything and Alfred had already decided fuck this kid. the day after 10 year old Damian arrives at the manor and he's doing his normal katana training in the garden, Bruce and Alfred watching him slice the air around these hedges, and Bruce is trying so hard to be positive while Alfred stands next to him stone cold just 'i hope the bush beats him' and Bruce is just like 'dude that's my son'. the next day Bruce is at work and he gets a text from Alfred just 'hey btw Damian left lmao' and as he reads the text Bruce walks into his office to find Damian there. there is no goddamn way Damian was missing for that long before Alfred noticed he was gone it was literally Alfred's one job to keep an eye on him that day. i bet you anything Alfred clocked him leaving and was just like 'well that problem sorted itself out' and gave Damian like a couple hours head start before alerting Bruce in the hopes that they wouldn't be able to find him. Bruce probably let him know afterwards like 'oh dw i found Damian he's safe, we're on our way home right now' and Alfred was just in the kitchen at Wayne Manor like 'FUCK.'

this man had it out for that brainwashed ten year old and it was the funniest thing about that universe hands down.

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"mirror mirror on my phone, who's the baddest?

✨ us, hello? ✨"

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perhaps a second guess <3

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Tim: I... have feelings for you. Stephanie: I have feelings for you too. Narrator: The feeling was friendship, but neither had ever experienced it.