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never gonna be fully happy in life knowing i'll never be able to stretch like a cat
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having a pet is insane... there is a guy on my floor
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In my day we just had affairs and didnt divorce!
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You're telling me, young whippersnapper!
i feel like i aged 3000 years in the past four and a half hours
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girl are you the planetarium i went to when i was 8 because you are making me cry at beauty too large for me to comprehend
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You’ve heard of a ball bearing, now get ready for…
A BEAR BALLING
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