[teen sister in a 90’s movie voice] my pronouns are what/ever/major/loser now get out of my room
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1990
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I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not
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i’m in the paris catacombs giving every single skull a kiss on the forehead
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tumblr isn't a social media it's actually my bed and u all are my plushies watching me talk to myself
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anyone wanna become best friends and care for each other and talk all the time and have fun and be less lonely together
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I do not have the clubber’s temperament. My place is in the sanitorium
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dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane
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i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson
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i love being shy and weird sometimes actually. kiss me
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Your suffering is religious? What are you talking about? I asked if you could tell I’m wearing a merkin in this
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im the worlds most normal girl!
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places i should be allowed to poke around in because i am curious by nature
container ships in the middle of the ocean
the large hadron collider
any salt mine
museum storage rooms
svalbard seed vault
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Ken was created from Barbie’s rib
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