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Your “friend” has been replaced by a doppelgänger. You aren’t sure where it came from or what it is under the disguise. But you know one thing; you prefer it over the original.

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I cannot stress the importance of paying attention in language classes in high school. Maybe the reason why your English teacher taught you about unreliable narrators is because a lot of the media around you is written by unreliable narrators posing as reliable. Maybe they gave you assignments on interpreting texts so you could draw your own conclusions about news articles. Some of you clearly thought English classes were useless in high school and now are unable to engage critically with media.

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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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@helloitsmethatwizard ,that is a fantastic list :D

i was talking with a friend and i mentioned the term "pillow princess", and we started talking about like. opposite terms. what i meant by that was more along the lines of "service top", but he took that to mean just like, the boy version.

he just started dropping names: blanket boy, duvet dude, mattress man. fitted sheet fucker. boxspring boy. headboard hunk. he just kept GOING

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i was talking with a friend and i mentioned the term "pillow princess", and we started talking about like. opposite terms. what i meant by that was more along the lines of "service top", but he took that to mean just like, the boy version.

he just started dropping names: blanket boy, duvet dude, mattress man. fitted sheet fucker. boxspring boy. headboard hunk. he just kept GOING

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in middle school i knew a guy named alexander hamilton because his parents just thought it would be nice to name their son after a historical figure but then this poor guy went through hell because he was 13 years old in 2015 and his name was alexander hamilton

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ROTARY_PISTON

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malo mart plays in the background (for my wife, @moonscorched )

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tiny death roll

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how much do you want her be honest

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“ExcUSE me?!”

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Me: if Tommyinnit's so great why isn't there a Tommyinnit 2?

Tommyinnit 2:

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Nothing like Dream being an absolute moron on Twitter to have every ex-dsmp fan woken up from hibernation

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'why r you smiling at your phone' cool girls from tumblr interacting with me mind ur business

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dream situation crashed twitter y'all and LOOK at those fucking numbers and those are LOW compared to what they were earlier (ignore the fucking. him. ignore him. why is he here.). we are so back