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when a house is both hungry and awake, every room becomes a mouth
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I bought this organ off Etsy I like to jab it with my screwdriver.
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ex ZA/UM members have formed a paramilitary organization and have taken over an oil rig as a forward operating base for mercenary work, deterring international intervention with a nuclear-armed mechanical weapons system
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actually the funniest thing that could happen right now would be Biden up and dying of old man disease so Kamala is a lame duck president for two months and technically the first woman president so they have to add a bunch of qualifiers like "first woman ELECTED president" when Hawk Tuah Girl wins in 2032
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Women want me for my copious amounts of imperial weave
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Geta Kihai byย Kamata Keishu.
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This tiktok trend is killing me

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