A little place where I can be myself and not have to worry about what others have to say about me.
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Generic Norse Prayer ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ค
Hail to the gods, hail to the goddesses, hail to the mighty, hail to the wise.
Hail to the earth, hail to the sky, hail to the sea, with its ebb and flow.
Hail to the sun, hail to the moon, hail to the stars, that light up the night.
Hail to our ancestors, hail to our kin, hail to our friends, and hail to our foes.
May the gods bless us, may the goddesses guide us, may the spirits protect us,
May our deeds be honorable, may our words be true, and may our hearts be brave.
So be it.
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Loki in What Ifโฆ?
@mcuchallenge tournament - Round 3 The Falcon and the Winter Soldier vs. What Ifโฆ?
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This was my day today. I swear if I have another like it, I'm moving somewhere unknown and changing my name.
Iโve received at least 4 calls from Mumโs healthcare workers that she isnโt answering her calls. I explained her address and the only way to get a hold of her is by her cellphone. I also explained that whenever I try calling her she does answer. So I called the police to do a wellness check
I just got the phone with the constable informing him the last I call I received was about 3 weeks ago when she asked about mail coming from the Govโt. Because whenever I call, she either doesnโt have on her phone off or doesnโt answer it and canโt make it in her place because one of the kids are sick (no, not C-19) and wouldnโt be allowed in her building. He understood and will call me with an update.
Them I received an update from HPD on Mum:
The constable was able to speak with a care worker that knows Mum (visiting another client) and said that she had went out with friends. He reassured me that going over to check was not a problem and to expect a call from this particular care worker (she was there when he made the call to me).
The care worker calls me no sooner after to cop and I explained that there were a series of calls from a panic workers. She apologized and mentioned she would be talking with Mum, when I asked if she could please let her workers know if she wouldnโt need them. It would save a lot of headache
Now after all this I have a splitting headache. ffs.
I really wish this woman would turn on her damn phone. I received another 6 calls asking if I heard from her, because she's not answering.
What's the point of having a cellphone if it's never used. And before anyone makes the remark that I should pay for a landline (for her). I've done that when she lived in my old house and the bill was something else, not to mention whenever she'd use the phone she became toxic that I nearly lost my phone (ever try to explain to a utility company that the person in question'knows better than others' - I had one Bell rep give me condolences on my sanity).
....and just when I thought I could have a normal (what's left of my) life. Boy, was I wrong.
Here's the thing, I havenโt really spoken to her since we moved. I moved her into a motel for the month of August & September (her new wasn't ready until October 1st), since we needed to fix the house and again on Christmas Day. I tried a few times to tell her about mail, but she never answered her phone. She did call me a few weeks ago asking about some mail coming from the govโt. Other than that I literally cut ties with her.
If it wasnโt for this care worker panicking requesting I call the police for a wellness check, I wouldnโt be bothered. Sounds cruel, but my mother is a narcissist who comes across as some sweet little old lady to a person's face, but once they're out of sight becomes a very toxic person.
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Is it Saturday yet?
This is my first altar. Doesn't look too shabby, but I feel there could be more added to it.
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Nine Lokean Virtues:
1. Truth: Be real. Be true to yourself and allow others follow their own truth.
2. Humor: Learn to find the humor in things, especially yourself.
3. Humility: If you need to tie your balls to a goat to accomplish your goals, suck it up buttercup.
4. Cunning: Try to think outside the box. Don't make a mess so big that you can't figure your way out of it.
5. Transformation: Don't be afraid of change, because that's how we grow. Don't be afraid of self-examination and listen to constructive criticism.
6. Creativity: Create awesome stuff. Try new things out. If you don't like it, blow it up and try again.
7. Accountability: You are the only one in charge of your own destiny, your own life, and your own actions.
8. Empathy: Try to see things from more than one perspective. Shape-shift into someone else's shoes before you pass judgement.
9. Experimentation: A mistake is only a mistake if you do it twice. Until then, everything is an experiment.
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I was able to finally get the masks that a dear friend of mine made for me. Would've pick them earlier, but we were both sick over the holidays
Another Loki (rune/helm with different inside liner colour) and Huginn and Muninn
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My next #tattoo will be this.
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Thor: Ragnarok (Directed by Taika Waititi)
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A call that literally screams "play with my mind"
What brings this to mind was earlier this evening when I took DH to the gym (I'm the only driver in the family) when this moron calls to try and sell me "vacation shares" in Central Florida (some people really *cue eye roll*)
I had one of those scam calls that Friday morning buddy will never forget. I was on my way to an appointment with the older sonโs school when the phone rang. My call block on my cell I snโt working. This call went on for just over 30 mins. Sitting next to me in the next car was the police.
Me: โHalloโ
Scammer: โI would like to talk to you about your overdue bill with the IRSโ
M: โReally?โ
S: โyes, our records show that youโve been delinquent with your taxes for the last 10 years.โ
M: โOh. Okay. If you say so Chief.โ
S: โYes, you could face jail time, but there is a way to avoid this byโ
*I interrupt him mid-sentence*
M: โI require a blรฒt.โ
S: โUmโฆ.whatโs a blรฒt?โ
M: โA blood sacrifice.โ
S: โA blooโฆwhat?!โ
M: โYou see, Iโve been a very bad girl and my God is furious with me, so I figured maybe if I appease his daughter, he would forgive me.โ
S: โGoing through the kid to get to Dad. Nice schtickโฆ wait?โ
M: โYes?โ
S: โWhoโs his daughter?โ
M: โwho?โ
S: โThe daughter.โ
M: โHela.โ
S: โHela. Whoโs she and why is she so important that she can talk to her Dad.โ
M: โHelaโs the Goddess of Death and the Underworld.โ
*By now, buddy is shitting himself*
S: โLady, you canโt be serious!โ
After several seconds laughing at this turd, I told him*
M: โMan, if anything Iโve appeased my God, by protecting the most vulnerable.โ
S: โyou have?โ
M: โYeah, by keeping an as$hat like you from attacking/verbally abusing some elderly person from having their life savings ripped from their hands for over half an hour. Oh and good luck trying to come up with some other line of bs for the next time you call. Have a blessed day.โ *then hung up*
The cops just sat their nearly pissing themselves laughing, apparently I made their day too.
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(๐ป๐๐๐) สทสฐสธ แตแตแตหข แตสฐแต แต สฐแตแตแต แตแต หกแตแตแต หกโฑแตแต แตสฐแตแตโ โ โ โ
๐บ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐(๐): Lokee, Luki, Logi, Lukkanet, Locke sprindlar
๐ฒ๐๐ ๐๐: Trickery, Mischief, Cunning, and Seduction
๐พ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐(๐): April fools, July 23rd, Autumn equinox, Loki's Blot, Samhain, Yule, Thursday
๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: Son of Farbauti and Laufey, mother of Sleipnir, father of Hel, Jormungandr, and Fenrir, as well as Narfi. PACT BROTHER WITH ODIN. (Not Thor -.-) , Husband to Sigyn and lover to Angrboda
๐ฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐: Heimdall, (arguably the other Aesir)
๐พ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐-
๐ฌ๐๐๐๐๐(๐): snakes, foxes, wolves, coyote, ravens/crows, horses, goats, flies, spider, ant, seal, salmon
๐บ๐๐๐๐: Double snake symbol (Urnes), knots, chaos star, hearts, figure 8s, Naglfar, Loki's mask, fishing nets, lightning, earthquakes, the numbers 0, 1, 3, &8, shackles
๐ฎ๐๐๐๐(๐): red, orange, purple, violet, indigo, black, green, gold
๐ฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐: Fire and Air
๐ป๐๐๐๐๐: Pluto, Saturn, Uranus, Dark moon/waning moon
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๐๐๐๐๐๐: Aries
๐พ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐: Hermes, Lugh
๐บ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐- Singing, dancing, helping minorities and children
๐ณ๐๐๐๐/๐๐๐๐๐๐: aconite amber resin bentgrass birch burdock root cedar cinnamon clove clover dandelion dragon's blood ebony elder hemlock hemp/weed holly ivy juniper lavender mandrake root mistletoe moss myrrh patchouli rue tobacco
๐ฑ๐๐๐๐: Anything sweet- candies chocolates coffee fruits pastries soda/juice drinks sugar etc.. - as well as red foods- cherries cranberries peppers pomegranate strawberries tomatoes etc..
๐พ๐๐๐๐๐/๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐/๐๐๐๐๐๐: acrylic amber bronze clear quartz coins and other cheap random metals diamond fire opal fools gold galena garnet glass gold gold stones grenade lead magnesium obsidian onyx plastic red jasper rutilated quartz silver
๐บ๐๐๐๐: Incense, shiny things, plastic and stuffed toys, found/cheap things preferred, bunny, snake, fox, and raven imagery, art and poetry, knots, hearts, fishnets, lightning imagery,
๐ด๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐: Aids in spells with getting through tough, tight, and narrow situations, owning up to your shit, mischief, cunning plans, change, cleverness, creativity, youthfulness and beauty, seduction, androgyny, blessing and sharpening a blade or knife.
๐ฌ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: Tall with a slim/cut muscular body type. Long pretty red hair, green/violet/gold eyes, a masculine yet feminine face and a sharp jaw, said to be one of the most beautiful Jotunn.
๐ท๐๐๐/๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: ~A cunning trickster who had the ability to change his shape and sex, the creator of lightning, hearth fire, the spirit of life. In the beginning he was a beloved friend and honorary member of the Aesir, but toward the end he became an enemy.. Was/is a companion of Odin and Thor, helping them with his clever plans but sometimes causing them embarrassment and difficulties, though also being any enemy of sorts. Though his father was a Jotunn (a giant), his mother was considered a goddess, thus Loki is included among the Aesir.
-Once cut off Thor's wife's hair and was forced to replace it. He tricked dwarves into a wager for his head if they could deliver wonderful gifts the the gods (including the hair). They made a hammer for Thor, A great spear and a drop-near gold bracelet for Odin, A boat and a huge golden boar for Freyr, and of course new hair made of gold for Sif -Thor's wife. Loki then told the dwarves that the wager said that they could only take his head and that they could not damage his neck. They were enraged but Odin told them that they should have paid more attention when making a wager with the god of trickery. Though Loki was still punished by having his mouth sowed shut so he couldn't deceive for a long time.
-One day someone stole Thor's hammer and left a ransom note, later demanding Freya's hand in return for the hammer that protected both Asgard and Midgard. Loki had an idea though, -much to Thor's dismay- he dressed the thunder god as a bride and took advantage of the giant thief's poor sight. (Also disguising himself as a woman) He tricked the giant, successfully making him think that Thor was Freya. As they ate Thor let out his apatite and the giant said something about his bride having a big stomach. To avoid being caught Loki said that the "goddess" was just eager to consummate their marriage. Thor was furious and embarrassed. The giant got excited and foolishly set the hammer on the table next to Thor. The thunder god took his hammer back and smashed the giant's head, all while still wearing his pretty dress. The gods always had fun talking about the time when Thor dressed up in drag.
-One day a builder came to Asgard offering to make them a wall that they needed. He said he could do it in record time, but that he wanted Freya's hand in return. The gods were enraged by his audacity and said no but Loki convinced them to set a wager- he could have the goddess as his wife if he was able to do the impossible task in an impossible amount of time. The idea was that he would try his hardest but not be able to finish in time, therefore giving the gods a free wall that they could just finish the end of. But the builder had a strong and mystical horse that could lift and carry all the large pieces for him. As the builder got closer and closer to finishing with time still left, the other gods we nervous and angry with Loki- who told them he had a plan. He turned himself into a beautiful mare and seduced the builder's horse, running off to the woods with him, and rendering the builder unable to finish the wall. Enraged, the builder revealed himself as a Giant and was killed, his head smashed in by Thor's hammer. Loki returned much later with an eight legged colt; his son Sleipnir which he gifted to Odin when he got older and stronger- in exchange for the horse's origin to be kept secret.
-It's said that he gave humans lightning to warn them of Thor's loud thunder before it happens, because he knew it was frightening. The swift walker of the skies is the lightning running ahead of Thor's great thundering cart.
-Tricked Baldr's blind brother Hodr into throwing the one thing that would kill the god; mistletoe- right at his chest. He indirectly killed Frigg's son; one of the most beloved god's in all the Aesir. As his punishment his one of his sons turned and killed the other and he was tied to a stone in a cave, by his dead son's entrails- a snake coiled on a stalactite above his face, dripping venom down onto him. Though Loki's wife Sigyn sat by his side and held a bowl over his face to protect him, she had to move every once in a while to empty the bowl, allowing the poison to drip onto his face as he convulsed, causing the first earthquakes in Midgard. It is said that he was to break from his chains and aid in Ragnarock. Baldr's story goes on to describe the burning of his body in a funeral pyre on his ship, Nanna accompanying him. BUT in another version, the goddess Frigg persuaded the other gods to restore Balder to life. She repaid their obliging wizardry with kisses. (THIS IS WHERE THIS IS MY THEORY) if the second ending is true and Baldr is alive, I think that Odin would eventually release Loki under the guise that he either not cause Ragnarok or aid the Aesir instead of what was prophesized. [I haven't really thought that a deity was speaking directly to me until I read this story, it's like I saw it and it came at me all at once like a vision. Just thought I'd include it.])
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Now let's hope the night skies cooperates
#bloodmoon #totaplunareclipse
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