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This feels relevant, somehow.
Oh, look what came up as I searched for that tweet. Huh. Interesting.
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Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart.
I once beat my school’s chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was “smart” and therefore good at chess.
We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best.
I��m terrible at chess.
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YOUNG MAN!
There's no need to feel down,
I MEAN YOUNG THEY!
I forgot your pronoun,
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news: so yeah this vigilante guy in a hoodie killed this CEO, officials believe he was working alone
us: cool! so you mean anyone can pull this kind of thing off with the proper tools?
news: NO WAIT HE WAS ACTUALLY A HIRED HITMAN—
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Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”
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So like the day after brian thompson bit it, I got a letter in the mail from Lab Corp for a one thousand dollar blood draw that should have gone to Medicaid. Cue panic, because that's more than I get in one month of SSI. So I brace myself for a long slog of a call and call the number for the billing department, trying not to freak out and rehearsing what to say to get this charge dropped...
And the overly-perky person on the phone was immediately like "Oh no! That shouldn't have happened! I'll clear the charge right away, you can just disregard that letter! We'll send a new letter that says you don't have to pay!" The conversation was about 2 minutes.
That wouldn't have happened a week ago, would it 😁
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Level 1: Porn with plot
Level 2: Porn with social commentary
Level 3: Porn with troubling philosophical implications
Level 4: Porn with maddening revelations of humanity’s place in the cosmos
Level 5: Porn with math
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Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight
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Sports guys tend to be straight and sports women tend to be gay which shows that liking sports makes you want to have sex with women
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I'll be so honest right now the thing I love about everyone not caring or congratulating the guy who downed the UnitedHealthcare CEO is that this will inspire other "copycats" if you know what I mean.
There are people who have nothing left to lose, people who want to make a mark in history, people who would want to be known nationwide, people who see through the NYPD's bluff and realize that they can get away with ending a CEOs life when everybody wants you to get away.
I'm not promoting anything! But this is something that has been seen time and time again in history, soooo
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A road sign flashed this on a highway in Seattle days after the shooting death of the UnitedHealthcare CEO
📸: KOMO
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maybe if that united healthcare shooter knocks out 33 more CEOs he'll be up to 34 felonies and he can run for president...
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