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Sayat Nova, from Anthology of Armenian Poetry, ed. & tr. by Diana Der Hovanessian and Marzbed Margossian; "I traveled the world"

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Terrible superpowers I think of a lot:

Invulnerability; also you can fill someone with blind rage and make them want to kill you specifically. This makes you the superhero version of a rodeo clown, redirecting heavy hitters from your teammates to you.

You can open your mouth and say the most psychologically damaging insult possible about the target. The power is slightly psychic, and will attack deeply rooted insecurities of the target; you are not aware of what you will say before you say it.

You can turn any printed instance of the letter Q into a portal to any other printed instance of the letter Q on earth. This does not work on any instances of the letter Q that you write or create; however, if someone else says a word with the letter Q in it, you are able to use that Q.

You can see any moment in the past 24 hours that occurred where you are standing. Occasionally useful for solving crimes, incredibly useful for remembering where you just put down your phone.

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Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

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love listening to my own playlists. I am so correct and intelligent and inspired

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Just a few more hours

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I’d hold out for a third and finally successful assassination attempt, but the idea of a jd Vance pregnancy does not make me feel any better

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heartbreaking doctor who moments ♢ vincent hearing his worth

I just wondered, between you and me, in a hundred words, where do you think Van Gogh rates in the history of art?

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so true

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some random redemption arcs that aren’t just ‘zuko, but a little to the left’

I’m evil but all my evil friends betrayed me and I’ve decided that the best revenge is to ruin their evil plans. Yes, this means I’m a “good guy” or whatever. No, I don’t like it any more than you do.

I was evil but all my evil friends betrayed me and now I’m going to latch onto the first person who shows me kindness. If that happens to be the protagonist, I am totally fine with realigning my morality to match theirs.

I never wanted to do what I did, and now the biggest obstacle to me switching sides is convincing me that I’m not a living weapon.

Well as long as you’re imprisoning me in this magic amulet I might as well give you pointers on your technique. I mean come on if you all die I might be stuck here for millennia! It’s not because I like you and don’t want you to die. Nuh uh.

Look, I legit thought that being evil was going to be my best option to get this important thing done, but, uh, that didn’t pan out. Help?