sid-malnutricious
sid-malnutricious
I set alarms when I'm too drunk to stop myself.
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sid-malnutricious · 11 years ago
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sid-malnutricious · 11 years ago
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Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the "good life", whatever it is and wherever it happens to be.
- Hunter S Thompson
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sid-malnutricious · 11 years ago
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In case you forgot:
Jesus Christ died on the cross so I can have all the premarital sex I want.
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sid-malnutricious · 11 years ago
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sid-malnutricious · 12 years ago
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How not to sell me phone service
Charter salesman: How is your home telephone service?
Me: I don't have home telephone.
Charter salesman: Oh, you should! Suppose something should happen to you, and you need to call the police!
Me: ...
Charter salesman: ...
Me: ...
Charter salesman: ... God forbid-
Me: Yeah, no thanks.
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sid-malnutricious · 12 years ago
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I wake up next to my computer. Before I shut it down I see it's on the Big Mac Facebook page. I close my computer and behind it is a big bag of Taco Bell. What am I doing with my life.
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