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hey. i remade

im at @susancrushbone now

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hey. i remade

im at @susancrushbone now

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hey. i remade

im at @susancrushbone now

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Let women in video games have big rippling muscular arms. you fools. you cowards.

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tumblr is a very bad website but outsiders call it bad for all the wrong reasons

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death stranding difficulty prediction

Easy: Norman Reedus is always sitting next to you in real life

Medium: Guillermo del Toro sits down in every chair you’re about to sit on in real life, so you have to sit in his lap whenever you want to sit

Hard: whenever you sit down in real life, Mads Mikkelsen sits on your lap, facing you. This is a very hard level because you might get a boner but if you shove him off you lose Mads knocks your lights out and you have to start over. This is the setting Kojima recommends playing as it’s the most true to his vision

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other ways to say ‘thanks! i hate it’

great! i hope you go to hell

wow! fuck you

nice! go fuck yourself

cool! this sucks

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Accidentally got in a fight with a girl today, and she put me in a headlock and I didn’t even try to fight back because that’s literally the closest thing to a hug I’ve gotten from someone my age unlike years and I am so touch starved

anon i feel so bad for you but Im Screaming

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me as I watch the Death Stranding trailer

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again, thanks kojima whatever the fuck that was

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Jesse McCree, known for being able to hold his drink and 3 time winner of the blackwatch chugging championships: so, moira, what makes you think th

Moira O'Deorain, born and raised in dublins fair city:

McCree: *quaking in his fucking boots*

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its wild to me that there are people out there who can actually complain about getting bad service. like, did you know if your package is late on amazon prime and you contact customer service they’ll give you a free month of Prime and a five dollar credit? ANY time that one of your packages is late? because I sure as fuck didn’t! I never thought to complain! an amazon employee could come in my house and beat me with a hammer and i’d just sit there and be like “its ok, it’s like this sometimes, i understand. the holidays can be stressful. i get it.” 

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its been a year and a half since death stranding’s announcement and we still technically have no definitive evidence that its actually a game

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Baby armadillo.